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Old 07-03-2003, 12:27 PM   #1
Pautiric
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I got a good laugh out of this

A GERMAN artist has applied for a licence to open a brothel for sexually-frustrated dogs.

Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, says his brothel will be the first of its kind anywhere. He plans to charge dog owners about $45 per half hour of happiness.
Mr Lenze says if dogs cannot get what they want, they get cranky, just like people.

He says his establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted employees of both sexes.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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