I tried and I tried and I tried, but..... Pat Cash is once again Smacktard of the Day.
After the big scary phone calls from The Poo, Cash is now considering going to the police and requesting a restraining order against him, something that he thinks would "make very interesting reading" leading up to the Davis Cup shortly.
Cash thinks The Poo isn't focused enough on his tennis and he wants to do something that will distract him even more?!?!?!?!?
That alone may not have got him to first place ahead of the runners-up... But he's also said that any person with enough substance (teehee) would have confronted Cash with his grievances face-to-face instead of over the phone.
Like the paper is ever so face-to-face. Like it's ever so brave to slam someone in the papers instead of confronting them. Like we need another has-been (or never was) criticising a current player achieving more against better opposition than they ever did...
You're the coward, Cash, and you're a smacktard. The Poo and The Goo should both sue you for defamation. And the judge should agree and sentence you to having your mouth taped shut. And your fingers broken so you can't write anything, either.
But the runners-up are.... All the happy go lucky Muslims (some two million of them) who went to Mecca this year.
No, I'm not mocking Mecca.
I'm not mocking the Muslim religion.
I'm not mocking the hours (days?) it takes to get to the front for the traditional throwing of stones at the stone pillars representing the devil, or any of the other religious observances followed during their time there.
I'm mocking the fact that in the rush to get to the front to throw their objects at the devilish pillar,
TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY FOUR PEOPLE WERE TRAMPLED TO DEATH!!
TWO. HUNDRED. AND. FORTY. FOUR.
That's just insane. I know two million is a lot of people in "one" place, but even so.
And that's just the fatalities. There were many more injuries over and above that.
Scary. :P