Smacktard of the day: Rene Rivkin.
If you're going to avoid jail based on being too unwell to attend, it would probably be smart not to let the whole world see you turning into even more of a fat fuck gorging yourself at expensive eateries and smoking your fat cigars.
Most people don't disbelieve you have medical troubles - anyone your age, weight and posessing your love of cigars and "fine" food would be lucky to be 100% well - but it is implausible you are well enough to be out and about as much as you are and not be able to attend at least some of your weekend detention.
As someone suggested in the paper - give up on the idea of making him go to jail for what he did. Penalise him monetarily. He is quite clearly not broke, so he can't escape punishment if you change it to a hefty fine. Trying to get him to go to jail is becoming a farce.
Runner-up: Janet Jackson - your tits are floppy and your career is almost dead. Timberlake can destroy his own career, he doesn't need your help. :P
(P.S. Your brother is in trouble for allegedly molesting boys much younger than he is. Is this problem genetic? Can we expect La Toya to be next?) |