Thread: 'Wrong' Toys
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Old 23-02-2005, 01:29 PM   #17
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Here's a bunch more weird toys.

Operation Brain Surgery.
What the ..?

Plush Alien Chest Burster. The perfect gift for that unruly 5 year old.

And if you wanted more parasitic plush toys there’s always Tickles the Tapeworm. Also available: Dig Dig the head louse, Zzeezz the Bed Bug and Blinky the Eyelash Mite.

Japanese Russian Roulette toy. Oh those wacky Japanese toy designers! What will they think of next?!?

Apparently one of the stand-out features of this Dog-Headed Buddha is that it weighs over 1.5 pounds and has a felt covered bottom.
Hell, so do I, and no one makes a big deal out of that.

Monty Python’s Meaning of Life Mr Creosote figure, with genuine vomiting action!

Love Rats, perfect for Valentines AND Halloween!

Skullfucker pencil sharpener. Yay!

Pulp Fiction Gimp scene play figure set. Includes Zed with paddle and ball-gagged Marcellus! Also available: Overdose scene set and brain-splattered Clean Up scene set.

Richard Wagner action figure. Umm … what?

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