Laughing Stock Productions presents
CHOPPER’S ‘HARDEN THE F**K UP AUSTRALIA’ TOUR
Starring Chopper from The Ronnie John’s Half Hour
Adelaide – Albury – Ballarat – Brisbane – Canberra – Geelong - Melbourne – Newcastle – Perth – Sydney – Wollongong
Sometimes life seems a bit tough, and you just feel like finding a quiet corner and having a cry. Well it’s times like these that Chopper thinks you should take off your skirt, grow a moustache and harden the f**k up.
Chopper’s coming to town, and he’s pissed off. Harden the F*ck Up Australia is about a once proud nation of diggers, battlers and little Aussie champions that have turned into “a bunch of metrosexual, current-affairs-show dobbing, emo listening sooks”. There he said it, now have a cry about it. Australia needs its own motivational speaker, someone with a bit of mongrel about them.
Through a series of multi-media presentations, motivations, puppetry and extreme but justifiable violence, Chopper will change the way you look at yourself - through two black eyes. Unlike Oprah, his idea of a book club, is hitting someone with the Yellow Pages and, let's face it; Dr Phil's moustache is weaker than a light beer with ice-cubes.
So, Australia, it’s time to take a good hard look at yourself. You’ve become a nation of bloody sooks – the farmers, Thorpie, stingrays – whinge, whinge. Join life coach Chopper for a night of comedy, audience participation, and finding your ‘inner mongrel’.
For further information visit
www.laughingstock.com.au
TICKETS SELLING FAST – SO BOOK NOW, CHEAP GROUP RATES FOR YOU AND YOUR MATES
NEWCASTLE: Civic Theatre
7.30pm March 1 – March 3
Bookings: 02 4929 1977 or click link:
http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows...x?sh=CHOPPER07
BRISBANE: The Tivoli
7.30pm March 9 – March 10
Bookings: Ticketek 132 849 or click link:
http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows...x?sh=CHOPPER07
BIG LAUGH COMEDY FESTIVAL, SYDNEY The Seymour Centre,
7.30pm March 16 – March 17
Bookings: 02 9351 7940
ADELAIDE FRINGE: Umbrella Revolution,
7.15pm March 18 – March 29
Bookings: Fringe Tix 08 8418 8666
ON SALE FEB 3
BIG LAUGH COMEDY FESTIVAL, SYDNEY Riverside Theatres, Parramatta
7.30pm Sun April 1
Bookings: 02 8839 3399
BALLARAT: Her Majesty’s Theatre
7.30pm Tues April 3
Bookings: Majestix 03 5333 5888
ON SALE SOON
MELBOURNE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL - Umbrella Revolution
9.45pm April 5 –April 29
Book:
http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/onsales/382/
ALBURY: Performing Arts Centre
7.30pm Thurs May 3
Bookings: 02 6051 3051
ON SALE SOON
GEELONG: Performing Arts Centre
7.30pm Fri May 4
Bookings: 03 5225 1200 or click link:
http://www.gpac.org.au/Whats_on/_wha...6&WhatsOn=True
CANBERRA: Theatre Centre
7.30m Saturday May 5
Bookings: 02 6275 2700 or click link:
http://www.canberratheatre.com.au/pa...ormance625.asp
PERTH: Subiaco Arts Centre
7.30pm May 10 – 12
Bookings: Bocs Ticketing (08) 9484 1133
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WOLLONGONG: Illawarra Perf. Arts Centre 7.30pm Saturday May 19
Bookings: 02 4226 3366
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