Then you need
Comedy@Eurotrash!
(Oh come on, you didn't spot the plug in our user name?

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Inspired by the great stand-up rooms of Melbourne's past, Comedy @ Eurotrash showcases the best and brightest comedy in the land. The best value comedy night in town!
Every Wednesday night during Comedy Festival, we're bringing you
mystery lineups (we'd love to tell, but their promoters would crack it with us)
for only $10!
Oh OK, here are some hints. This Wednesday night includes...
INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL VISITOR!
LOCAL ACT WITH RAPIDLY RISING REPUTATION!
PREVIOUS EUROTRASH DISCOVERY IN TRIUMPHANT RETURN!
BIG NAME LOCAL!
MASSIVE INTERNATIONAL ACT!
Previously advertised as TBC... but has now BCed!
ALL FOR ONLY $10! EUROTRASH 18 Corrs Lane, Melbourne
Off Little Bourke St between Russell and Exhibition Sts From Lonsdale St, take the seedy laneway between 'Dragon Boat Palace' and 'Sushi Gotcha!' Wednesday 26th March (and every Wednesday)
8pm sharp
We promise to have you tucked up in bed at a sensible hour!
$10 (cash only at door) THREE BIG BRACKETS!
DRINK SPECIALS TIL 9PM!
...And then you can go and pay ridiculous prices for bad beer at the HiFi Bar!