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23-06-2003, 03:46 PM
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hello moshers With the Road Map for Peace between Israel and Palestine looking increasingly like a fatal car crash, it's easy to lose hope. Which is why we thought now was a good time to bring out the June 2003 edition of GORSKYS.COMedy. This month's highlights: HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE, BEFORE YOU HOP BEHIND THE WHEEL It's OK for the police. They've got sophisticated equipment costing thousands of dollars to test whether you're drunk or not. All the average driver has is their blurry vision and fuzzy recollections to help them work it out. This month, we look at some sure-fire signs that you're too drunk to drive. Check them out at: http://www.gorskys.com.au/articles/t...-to-drive.html GET YOUR X-MEN MUTATION http://www.gorskys.com.au/active/x-men-mutation.php GEORGE W BUSH IS "VACUUM LOINS". WHAT'S YOUR NICKNAME? It's bigger and better than before. Mainly because there are more possible nicknames. Get the perfect nickname for your loved one or enemy using the GORSKYS.COMedy Ultimate Nickname Generator: http://www.gorskys.com.au/active/nickname-generator.php ASK THE GORSKYS We have some more answers in the advice column you don't want to follow. This month, we tackle: Remove Love Bites Jello Cake Recipe 14 Loves 40 Want To Lose Weight For Free Too Shy I've Got Sars Need A Game To Play In Class Boyfriend Is Driving Me Mad Comedy Project Best Animal In The World Hair In Loofah Do Birds Shit On The Deck? Curve Ball Confused Hamster Falling For Creepy Guy Want An Orgy What Is A G-Spot? Read the answers at: http://www.gorskys.com.au/ask/index.html SIMULATED SARS SPREADING The preliminary results are in. In the two months of our SARS Experiment, there have been 64 simulated SARS cases reported. The following symptoms were reported: I sued my doctor, just in case I could get cash 31% I laughed until I coughed 30% I had to wear a face mask to cover my grin 23% I popped a vein in my neck 11% I smiled until my cheeks hurt 5% This makes SARS more worrying for doctors than any other single group in society. No wonder there's such a big fuss being made about it. It's not too late. You can still take part in our simulated SARS experiment: http://www.gorskys.com.au/active/sars-simulation.php | ||
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23-06-2003, 04:15 PM
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Melbourne MOSHers watch out, we're going to be too drunk to drive on Saturday  Quote:
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23-06-2003, 05:21 PM
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Oi, Gorsky boy! Quit bouncing emails back at me! :P (I keep getting the email about your inbox being spam-luged, probably because you tried to get a new password? Anyway, email me directly if you're having troubles.) | ||
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