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Old 17-07-2003, 10:55 AM   #1
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Man Bites God Naked!

Now that I have your attention. I would like to say it's true!

I would like to encourage everyone to go to their gig at the Empress on the 26th july because they have promised that if over 100 people go to the gig they will strip. And I for one want to see that. So even if you don't want to see them nude, just come to make me happy

-- THE EMPRESS - SATURDAY JULY 26 ----------

Ok. Here's the deal. MBG are playing the Empress on July 26th, where we
will be recording the show for an upcoming Live CD. If we get over 100
payers through the door we'll strip. Yep, Right down to our birthday
suits. Tackle out. How's your father. He's very well... and NUDE AS
BUGGERY.

Come on down and support a great Melbourne live venue that is fighting
to stay open. We'll be supported by the sultry, sex-godessy vocals of
Cath Dowling (former Times Bakery and The Drowning Hitlers) and Hugh
McGinlay (also sexy and sex godessy, but only from certain angles). Get
there and bring a bucket-load of people. This could be the gig of the
year.

Saturday July 26th
The Empress
Nicholson St - Fitzroy
Man Bites God
Cath Dowling
Hugh McGinlay
Doors open at 9.00pm
$10 entry ($6 with password - "NUDE")

Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out?
Mick - on a piano stool.
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Old 17-07-2003, 11:03 AM   #2
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There must be some catch... hehe.

Anyway, I'll be in attendance to bolster up support and hopefully put that crowd number over 100.

Melbourne and Man Bites God beware - here I come!
 
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Admit it

You're a perve!

With Chemists rising pill prices by 65%, people are now turning speed into cold and flu tablets: Dolphin Juice 26/4/05 (Who said community TV sucked?)

We're changing the world, one shit song at a time: Tripod (Protest Song)

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Old 17-07-2003, 11:23 AM   #4
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Admit it

You're a perve!
I am! I'll be there and I'm going to take my camera in case we get the numbers and they have to follow through. That's the kind of stuff that you need to blackmail people with

Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out?
Mick - on a piano stool.
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Old 18-07-2003, 01:13 AM   #5
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People who can go, go! Because us in the SuperMBG lab have to know if James is female or male... this will determine if he is Ladyms... ohhh pretty blue dots!

(if you have read the comic you wouldhave gotten this!)

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I am! I'll be there and I'm going to take my camera in case we get the numbers and they have to follow through. That's the kind of stuff that you need to blackmail people with
Lol- Wish I could be there and support, but Im afraid I cannot

But Becks, do take your camera. Oh, and make sure it has a good zoom- just in case our boys get nervous and all their confidence shrivels away

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Ok, I'm sorry... but this is wrong. I'm not sure if it is going to get 100 people or now! But I want to know how the guys came up with this idea and why?

Come on... like boy bits...eww!

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should i be scared??

i assume that i'm required to bring my sexy binoculars along

i think the godboys want to strip... otherwise they surely would have made it a ridiculous attendance number wouldn't they??

but may i remind you, this gig is in july... that's in the middle of winter!!! the godboys are going to freeze!! *thinks whether she should point and laugh or be ready with blankets* :P
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the godboys are going to freeze!! *thinks whether she should point and laugh or be ready with blankets* :P
I think you should point and laugh, and dangle the blankets in front of their faces, but only ever so slightly out of reach...


What? That's not mean... :lookarou:

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the godboys are going to freeze!! *thinks whether she should point and laugh or be ready with blankets* :P
I think you should point and laugh, and dangle the blankets in front of their faces, but only ever so slightly out of reach...


What? That's not mean... :lookarou:
ooh I like it. actually they can all reasonably hide behind their instruments.

*goes back to imagining MBG stripping to Sleazy*

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actually they can all reasonably hide behind their instruments.
I don't know Beckslee... that recorder that Mark has is pretty small...

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actually they can all reasonably hide behind their instruments.
I don't know Beckslee... that recorder that Mark has is pretty small...
Well.... I suppose, come on VAxy size doesn't matter you know that

*makes mental note to go shopping for additional stuff involving evil plan*

but my mental image is more Flea from Red Hot Chilli Peppers style.

*sings* there's a hole in the back of my guitar that noone else can see :lookarou:

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actually they can all reasonably hide behind their instruments.
I don't know Beckslee... that recorder that Mark has is pretty small...
well... perhaps he can get himself a treble recorder??? :lookarou:

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*sings* there's a hole in the back of my guitar that noone else can see :lookarou:
i love that...
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Well.... I suppose, come on VAxy size doesn't matter you know that
Are you implying that I'm small?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Well.... I suppose, come on VAxy size doesn't matter you know that
Are you implying that I'm small?!?!?!?!?!?!
no I'm just saying that it doesn't matter that mark's recorder is small he seems to be quite skilled at playing with it

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