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01-04-2004, 09:17 AM
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Read the official announcement, via his management, right here! It's now also up on their official site! Check it out! www.accesscomedy.com.au    April Fools!! | ||
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01-04-2004, 09:23 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 3  | Wow... that's pretty big... good on him, I say.  I personally thought this article was more indepth though. (clicky) | ||
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...but we are not stupid pooeys, so let's rejoice... "I'm upstaging you baby... and they're loving it!" (Lano, to Woodley). | |||
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01-04-2004, 10:10 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | i mean not like it was a huge shock to anyone really, there were reports about it a while ago like this one http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/...989437530.html he's here, he's queer get used to it | ||
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01-04-2004, 11:13 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | hahaha.. . *hits you* stupid april. | ||
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01-04-2004, 11:37 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 |  awww, you crazy kids. | ||
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"So I fucked your sister, Tried it on with your mother, Kicked the shit out of your brother, But darling, I've always loved you." - Urban Voodoo Machine, Love Song #666 | |||
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01-04-2004, 11:51 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 3 | The funny thing is that I think fru's article is actually genuine.  | ||
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...but we are not stupid pooeys, so let's rejoice... "I'm upstaging you baby... and they're loving it!" (Lano, to Woodley). | |||
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01-04-2004, 12:03 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | i think they were exaggerating with the four hour bit. four minutes more like it | ||
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01-04-2004, 12:16 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | i found this on an online dating advice column. the truth is revealed Dear Brenda: At work I'm known to my fellow performers as a sensitive and caring individual. I do love to partake in a nice cup of tea whilst perusing my lofty collection of Tintin books. BUT, afterhours, it's a different story all together. I have a different life-style that I've managed to keep a secret from my co-performers. My question would be is there a way to hasten the healing of candle-wax scars on one's back or bruises acquired from extensive use of manacles? Thanks so much. Signed, Anonymous performer who sits between Cam & Mick Dear Anon, My suggestion, in order for you to find true inner peace, would be for you to embrace your hobbies and profession and somehow try to combine the two into a healthy, happy situation that works for you. For example, who's to say you can't write songs while being suspended from the ceiling? (Sure, you'd eventually lose consiousness due to lack of blood flow, but that isn't the real issue here, is it?) The next time you have a nice cup of tea, try pouring some of it down your pants. Oh, the possibilities are endless. And I wouldn't worry about your co-workers finding out about your secret. Somehow I think they already know. | ||
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01-04-2004, 12:20 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | I particularly liked her quote of "four hours of sex noises, what was I supposed to think?" Ummm... that you were living next door to Sting? Or possibly, with the "nothing but groaning and banging", a pretty ordinary DIY enthusiast? | ||
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01-04-2004, 12:24 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | also remember that an anagram of his name is rectum damp lot take it as u wish | ||
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01-04-2004, 12:30 PM
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01-04-2004, 01:29 PM
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| MOSH Elite Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | is part of the point the fact that the link doesn't work i thought it was www.accessentertainment.com.au | ||
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