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Old 20-10-2004, 03:07 PM   #1
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Ok here's the place to put the worst joke ever. you may leave the comedians name as anonymous if u think they might find out.

my worst one

"Bardot, they're shit hey?"

some honourable mentions for me

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Doc, I think I'm a pair of curtains"
Doc says "Pull yourself together

A man fell in some mud
Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before?


Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back?
Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer.
Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do?
Mom: No.

- Overheard In New York
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Old 20-10-2004, 05:11 PM   #2
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man walks into a bar.. you'd hope he saw it.
With Chemists rising pill prices by 65%, people are now turning speed into cold and flu tablets: Dolphin Juice 26/4/05 (Who said community TV sucked?)

We're changing the world, one shit song at a time: Tripod (Protest Song)

www.3pod.com.au (Check out a a cartoon done for Science is cool)
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Old 20-10-2004, 07:38 PM   #3
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Anything that has been said for the last 10 years on 'Funniest Home Videos'.
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I'm going to tell peter green and ciel you said that, billy
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A man fell in some mud
Very similar to one I heard: "A man fell off".
I suppose that doesn't really count, as the guy that was telling it was actually trying to make bad jokes...
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The useless puns Ray Martin keeps coming out with *shakes head*
'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
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