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Now if you dont have a clue who Danny Wallace is, let me tell you... He was a man who started the whole "Are you Dave Gorman" Adventure by drunkandly challanging Dave to find other Dave Gormans. He was also a man who accidently started his own cult "Join Me" and has people all over the world doing random acts of kindness on a Friday. Now what is he up too? Well the logical next step! He is starting his own country! He is starting a cyber nation and wants citzens to join. So, if you want to be apart to "shape a truly inspiring new nation" Go to http://www.citizensrequired.com/ and become a citizen! | ||
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Good Ol' Danny. Top bloke he is.... How many Joinees are on here? | ||
| Wouldn't it be nice if the world was chocolate?, No it f**king wouldn't because you'd melt!!! Cameron Knight This is my brain, and its fine. It's where I spend the vast majority of my time. Its not perfect, but its mine.. Tim Minchin FUCK I LOVE ORANGE... | |||
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Trying is all that matters! I love this country idea. So typically Danny. Its great! ![]() Any of you guys go to Flinders street when Danny was over here? | ||
| Wouldn't it be nice if the world was chocolate?, No it f**king wouldn't because you'd melt!!! Cameron Knight This is my brain, and its fine. It's where I spend the vast majority of my time. Its not perfect, but its mine.. Tim Minchin FUCK I LOVE ORANGE... | |||
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me too!! Now to come up with a name for this place... | ||
| Wouldn't it be nice if the world was chocolate?, No it f**king wouldn't because you'd melt!!! Cameron Knight This is my brain, and its fine. It's where I spend the vast majority of my time. Its not perfect, but its mine.. Tim Minchin FUCK I LOVE ORANGE... | |||
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My fellow countryperson! I said (something)land, (something) being an inappropriate adjective. We have precedents - Greenland isn't green, Iceland isn't covered in ice, and Swaziland isn't overrun with Swazis.
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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I was making that very point to a friend the other day. England isn't covered in Eng's... etc There was one we discoved that was right. I've forgetten what it was now tho.... I'm looking forward to our laws... I think we should also have a really really cool National Anthem.... | ||
| Wouldn't it be nice if the world was chocolate?, No it f**king wouldn't because you'd melt!!! Cameron Knight This is my brain, and its fine. It's where I spend the vast majority of my time. Its not perfect, but its mine.. Tim Minchin FUCK I LOVE ORANGE... | |||
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Finland - Certainly full of Finns, but that doesn't count since it's a circular reference. I don't know if they have some special affinity with the fish parts. Greenland - Not green, mostly icy. Iceland - Not as icy as you might think, much greener than Greenland. Ireland - There is ire in Ireland, but probably not more per capita than anywhere else. Netherlands - I don't know what they reckon they're beneath, maybe they just enjoy puns about nether-regions. Holland - Holland doesn't get to play, it's just the Netherlands taking a second bite of the cherry after they realised "Netherlands" isn't the gold-mine of puns they'd hoped for. What's "hol" anyway? New Zealand - Geologically speaking, New Zealand is probably much older than the old Zealand, which is an island off the coast of...the bloody Netherlands - these people just don't give up. I don't know if either place has much zeal, or even zea for that matter. Poland - Oh yeah, you've never seen so much Po. All their roads have names like "Telltale Heart Street" and "Raven Lane". Swaziland - Like ABBA tribute band BABBA, this Switzerland tribute country had to take a name slightly different to their idols to avoid trademark infringement. They've tried to make the name relevant, the people and their language are also "Swazi". Switzerland - Not sure what they did to deserve their own tribute country, they're as bad as Finland with their circular references. Not sure where the name came from, maybe a switzer is some kind of tangy, sherbet-filled candy they all enjoy. Thailand - another circular reference - full of Thais only because they're named after the country. I believe the name actually started out as Thighland until an uprising of "breast men" (and women) demanded a change. | |||
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Forget it Ming, Dale's with me!
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| MOSH Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Melbourne
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PS Also a citizen. I've volunteered for the position of Australian ambassador. I want to issue passports and visas (for a fee, of course! Chocolate goes down well) Last edited by awaywithfairies; 21-05-2005 at 12:22 PM. | |||
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Yeah my ear is in that photo. lol. and my shrt and hand are in a few others. lol.. I was right next to Danny, so I'm in just about all of them! | ||
| Wouldn't it be nice if the world was chocolate?, No it f**king wouldn't because you'd melt!!! Cameron Knight This is my brain, and its fine. It's where I spend the vast majority of my time. Its not perfect, but its mine.. Tim Minchin FUCK I LOVE ORANGE... | |||
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I'm a Joinee too! I met Danny at a bookreading in England last year (wow... it was almost exactly a year ago! That's weird!) I love Danny so much, he's the best. Well............. he's certainly right up there. I too am a citizen. Yay! I suggested that we call the country Frank. | ||
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| MOSH Regular Join Date: Dec 2004
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Here's one for Moshers who have access to Foxtel. Starting next Monday (20/2) at 8pm on the Lifestyle Channel (why this channel, I have no idea!) is a series called "How to start your own country". It features Danny & his new country project. He visits Sealand to get advice from Prince Regal Micheal, researches Moon Real Estate & explores invasion as a technique of starting a country. Definitely worth a look! | ||
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