glenn wools penis and other things that shouldn't be stuck in micf schedule threads

[dermo]

Originally Posted by Leishpod

I don't have a schedule as yet - but I just made a list of shows I want to see so that I can at least get a start.

Dan Willis

Glenn Wool

Are you crazy? Dan Willis? The most arrogant cock munch that was ever spewed from Satans arse? I'm dissapointed in you.

However, you have redeeeeemed yourself with Mr Wool....One of the finest, most laid back, lovely men that ever roamed the earth.

[Leishpod]

yeah well, wasn't dan only on my maybe list?

doesn't look like I'll be able to afford to get to melb for the festivities anyway, so no issue there.

and yes. I love a bit of the wool.
I did tell you the story about meeting him didn't I? you know how in his show of a couple of years back he talked about having some genital problem, and that if we saw him at the bar, to come over and ask him how his cock was?

well.... I did that.

[JayDee]

Originally Posted by Leishpod

and yes. I love a bit of the wool.
I did tell you the story about meeting him didn't I? you know how in his show of a couple of years back he talked about having some genital problem, and that if we saw him at the bar, to come over and ask him how his cock was?

well.... I did that.

I haven't heard the story! How did it go?

I saw someone today with a shirt with a red cross, saying 'Get laid - ask here', and I just wondered how many people do. I mean, do ask people about those kinds of shirts. Like Boost Juice, one place has having renovations, so they had a sign up saying the nearest Boost is around the corner, mention our 'Boob job' for a free upsize. So many ways to insert 'boob job' into a juice order, could be funny, could get a slap. I chickened out.

And Glenn Wool, I'm not sure why (gives Dermo a funny look) but I think of him as the guy who gets requests for leper porn. Or is that someone else? (now that could be embarrassing.)

[dermo]

Are you talking about his orgazam problem Leish? lol I'm not going the festival either, so let's enjoy not going together :-)

and J, yup, you can yell out for his spastic porno stuff, I'm sure he'll love it.

[Gutter Monkey]

Originally Posted by Leishpod

and yes. I love a bit of the wool.
I did tell you the story about meeting him didn't I? you know how in his show of a couple of years back he talked about having some genital problem

Was that his "Glenn Wool's Bizarre Cocktail" show?

It's a pun. "Bizzare cock tale". Gettit??

[Leishpod]

yeah - it was the bizarre cocktail show - i don't think it was a sexual thing - wasn't it that he had a growth, or something?

Nicko, let us mourn our comedy festival passing without us with a moment of silence

[dermo]

I have come to the conclusion that we all now know FAAAAAARRR too much about Glenn Wools penis.

*bows head in silence....for the comedy festival, not the penis.....although *g*

[Spawn of Satan]

I remember glen wool's cocktail. funnily enough I didn't spot the pun till I was in the actual audience.

[Alisso]

Originally Posted by Spawn of Satan

I remember glen wool's cocktail. funnily enough I didn't spot the pun till I was in the actual audience.

Which might have had something to do with us getting free tickets and not knowing anything about the show till he started talking. The bit that worried me was all the people in the crowd who had gone out and paid for tickets and still seemed startled to learn the show was not about strange alcoholic beverages...

[dermo]

HAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Now it looks like I've started a thread about Glenns penis! I didn't start it, that's not fair, now it looks like I have a problem.

[Mythor]

... sorry, was I meant to give a shit? Because I don't. Don't derail threads.