Stuff that will not be happening at ComFest anymore.

[Haggis]

This is a frivolous statement being made on behalf of myself for the benefit of everyone that saw me last Sunday night at Spinning Wheel. It's ComFest related. Just.

Due to a change of management, the following items have been removed from any potential ComFest events:

Haggis Dancing.
Haggis Being Used As A Couch.
Haggis Being Used As A "Removing-Beer-From-Hair" Device.
Haggis Opening His Big Mouth At Shows (Unless he is safely ambiguous in the middle, or rear of a crowd).
Haggis Not Wearing Glasses.

In compensation, there has been extra scheduling of the following items:

Haggis Drinking Non-Alcoholic Drinks.
Haggis Walking Around.
Haggis Making Comments That Will Ensure Beckslee Hits Him, But While Out Of Her Arms' Reach.

[Fatty]

I'm sure people will fill you full of alcohol, and all that will go out the window

[sharleen]

or on a more serious note - the planned MCing by the Boosh on the final week. That won't be happening.

[Beckslee]

Originally Posted by Fatty

I'm sure people will fill you full of alcohol, and all that will go out the window

No he isn't a drinker at all.

I must have missed the non-glasses bit, although I think I've seen it before.

Comments that will make me hit you??? Did you make any of those on sunday, I know you've been typing comments at me, but still not making me hit you.

:boxing_s: Just in case I missed somthing that made you deserve this

This will be able to be one of those "remember things" do you remember when Haggis danced

[mish]

Originally Posted by sharleen

or on a more serious note - the planned MCing by the Boosh on the final week. That won't be happening.

that's a shame ... although its good from my point of view because it means I won't be missing out
any reasons been given as to why not?

Oh, and thank-you for putting the piccies up on your website.

[DMG]

I missed Haggis dancing? Okay I'm distraught now.

[Haggis]

Originally Posted by sharleen

or on a more serious note - the planned MCing by the Boosh on the final week. That won't be happening.

I did say:

Originally Posted by Haggis

This is a frivolous statement

Originally Posted by Beckslee

Comments that will make me hit you??? Did you make any of those on sunday, I know you've been typing comments at me, but still not making me hit you.

Alter the statement by removing "arms' reach" and insert "hearing"

Originally Posted by DMG

I missed Haggis dancing? Okay I'm distraught now.

In that case, I will dance while killing Wussley. Should leave the distraught level at zero.

[DMG]

Originally Posted by Haggis

In that case, I will dance while killing Wussley. Should leave the distraught level at zero.

Well you should be aware by now that any Wesley-bashing is going to result in some Haggis-bashing.

*attempts to look threatening*

:lookarou:

[nikksta]

Awww. Why not? The dancing was much better then mine.

Nikki.

[Beckslee]

Ive said this before to cetain people. It doesn't matter if its good dancing just so long as you dance.

Plus once you get to a certain point in the night you're allowed to dance like a knob

[Nemesis]

Awwwww I never saw him dancing ! I'm all dissapointed now

[Stripes]

Originally Posted by DMG

Well you should be aware by now that any Wesley-bashing is going to result in some Haggis-bashing.

*attempts to look threatening*

:lookarou:

when i read this i just had this weird metal picture of someone taking to an inoffensive haggis with a cricket bat.

[Beckslee]

Originally Posted by Stripes

when i read this i just had this weird metal picture of someone taking to an inoffensive haggis with a cricket bat.

now that is something I'd like to see. (an inoffensive haggis I mean)

[Nemesis]

Just wondering , does Haggis have a real name because he was
just introduced to me as "Haggis" ?

[Beckslee]

its a secret, I always confused people when I talked about him, because I would use his real name and no one would know who I was talking about.

Lets just say it isn't Haggis