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| defective lunatic | and everyone knows i'm great to make with! or, you know, something like that... | ||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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Its not a good comedy festival unless you've done at least one of the following at superband - a) seen comic/s wearing nothing but a sock, b) been part of a packed dancefloor moshing to '500 miles', c) witnessed a comic drop to the ground after misjudging the crowd catching him whilst stagediving. (I was gonna say seeing a comic mooning against the glass of the top bar, but I dont think thats happened for a good few years. Last time I remember that happening was Ross Noble). Anyone care to add some more? | |||
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| MOSH Addict Join Date: Nov 2002
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...and not realised until said comic has gotten up that he LANDED on your tiny friend. | |||
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| MOSH Veteran | It looks like I'm coming to comfest. I certainly have the money, just have to book the flights *g* I'm looking at flying down on the 26th March and flying back on the 3rd April. I know that means I'll miss out on meeting a whole heap of people but I can only come down during mid-semester break from uni. It's fair to say, I'm very excited *g* | ||
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Steven Wright | ||||
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| MOSHer | *sulks* nobody got ME dalek underpants for christmas ![]() | ||
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i hope the dalek isnt one of those novelty underwear ones (like the elephant with the trunk). that won't help you if it comes at a girl saying exterminate. i'm assuming that's all it would say, never seen doctor who | |||
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"So I fucked your sister, Tried it on with your mother, Kicked the shit out of your brother, But darling, I've always loved you." - Urban Voodoo Machine, Love Song #666 | ||||
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| MOSH Elite | should be a) where's my camera and b) another two chicks i can't have sex with | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| defective lunatic | comfest 2005 is going to be a shagfest, isn't it? *perves* | ||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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| defective lunatic | i've been missing out, haven't i? *sad* all those times when i was curled up in my lil bed, you lot were out having a greasy sexfest on the vic hotel roof *sniff* | ||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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