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Old 10-01-2005, 06:32 PM   #166
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and everyone knows i'm great to make with!

or, you know, something like that...

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Old 10-01-2005, 06:38 PM   #167
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That number would have been 31 if somebody's comedy partner didn't throw the BIGGEST strop in the world and vow never to set foot there again *g*
I think you should make it an objective to come to (and stay till conclusion) at least one of the superband nights this year. You can moan all you like about how bad the band play, but you should at least stay and try and have a laugh with us.

Its not a good comedy festival unless you've done at least one of the following at superband - a) seen comic/s wearing nothing but a sock, b) been part of a packed dancefloor moshing to '500 miles', c) witnessed a comic drop to the ground after misjudging the crowd catching him whilst stagediving.

(I was gonna say seeing a comic mooning against the glass of the top bar, but I dont think thats happened for a good few years. Last time I remember that happening was Ross Noble).

Anyone care to add some more?
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:40 PM   #168
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c) witnessed a comic drop to the ground after misjudging the crowd catching him whilst stagediving.

...and not realised until said comic has gotten up that he LANDED on your tiny friend.
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:31 PM   #169
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It looks like I'm coming to comfest. I certainly have the money, just have to book the flights *g*

I'm looking at flying down on the 26th March and flying back on the 3rd April.

I know that means I'll miss out on meeting a whole heap of people but I can only come down during mid-semester break from uni.

It's fair to say, I'm very excited *g*

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Old 10-01-2005, 08:54 PM   #170
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yay veronica!
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Old 11-01-2005, 01:20 AM   #171
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apprehensive: GM in case he tries to show me his dalek
Strangely enough, and ex housemate gave me Dalek underwear for Xmas. Whoo, I have a Dalek in my pants!

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Old 11-01-2005, 04:25 AM   #172
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*sulks* nobody got ME dalek underpants for christmas

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Old 11-01-2005, 07:44 AM   #173
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Strangely enough, and ex housemate gave me Dalek underwear for Xmas. Whoo, I have a Dalek in my pants!
is this housemate real? or did he decide he couldn't live in a world where he had to share with robots?

i hope the dalek isnt one of those novelty underwear ones (like the elephant with the trunk). that won't help you if it comes at a girl saying exterminate.

i'm assuming that's all it would say, never seen doctor who

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Old 11-01-2005, 10:25 AM   #174
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yeaahhh, me too lily, you sound so cute and sweet and full of goodness
Where are people getting such things from?? I mean, it's nice an' all, but - although come to think of it, Mick told me I was very sweet too... yeah, that's the real reason GUD invited us to have drinks with them, I'd been so cynical when I thought it was 'cause I have great boobs and had been snogging a hot girl all night. It was really 'cause I'm sweet.

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Old 11-01-2005, 12:03 PM   #175
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*sulks* nobody got ME dalek underpants for christmas
I'll share mine with you.

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i hope the dalek isnt one of those novelty underwear ones (like the elephant with the trunk). that won't help you if it comes at a girl saying exterminate.
Nahhh. "IN-SEM-IN-ATE!!!"

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It was really 'cause I'm sweet.
Yeah ... sweet in a "hot-girl-on-girl-action-with-great-boobs" way. That just screams "sweetness" to me.

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Old 11-01-2005, 12:07 PM   #176
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Yeah ... sweet in a "hot-girl-on-girl-action-with-great-boobs" way. That just screams "sweetness" to me.
Or should that be sweeeeeeeet!?
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Old 11-01-2005, 12:21 PM   #177
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should be a) where's my camera and b) another two chicks i can't have sex with

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Old 11-01-2005, 09:48 PM   #178
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comfest 2005 is going to be a shagfest, isn't it? *perves*

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Old 11-01-2005, 10:05 PM   #179
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yes.

but isn't it always?
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Old 11-01-2005, 10:26 PM   #180
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i've been missing out, haven't i? *sad* all those times when i was curled up in my lil bed, you lot were out having a greasy sexfest on the vic hotel roof *sniff*

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