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Old 11-01-2005, 10:41 PM   #181
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hey, at least you were in the same city...
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Old 11-01-2005, 11:36 PM   #182
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what am i getting myself into... *slightly worried*

This isn't like edinburgh com fest is it??


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Old 11-01-2005, 11:56 PM   #183
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yes.

but isn't it always?
Wh - what??


People touch each other's rude bits during MICF???


Dammit, I need a native guide.

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Old 12-01-2005, 08:49 AM   #184
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And by 'native guide', GM really means 'hot pygmy girl-on-girl great boobs monkey sex'.



Comedians misjudging a stage-dive doesn't only happen at Comfest. Yon from Tripod did it at the Uni Bar in Hobart. Landed on some girl's head. It was very funny, just not for the poor girl who played the part of landing mat.

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Old 12-01-2005, 09:27 AM   #185
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comfest is a sex-fest? news to me!
I'm a good girl.

Dont worry Boof, it aint like Edinburgh... you dont walk down the street in the middle of the day and get hugged and kissed by comedians claiming that they know you. Unless of course they really do know you.
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Old 12-01-2005, 10:18 AM   #186
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I think GM means Naive Guide, so he can get away with whatever he wants

"No, this is what all comedians do at comfest"

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Old 12-01-2005, 01:31 PM   #187
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"No, this is what all comedians do at comfest"
Other handy lines:
"Yeah, I'm sure I've got a spare festival club pass here somewhere, I'll find it after, just keep going ..."
"Yes, I do have Daniel Kitson's number."


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Old 12-01-2005, 01:38 PM   #188
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Other handy lines:
"Yeah, I'm sure I've got a spare festival club pass here somewhere, I'll find it after, just keep going ..."
"Yes, I do have Daniel Kitson's number."

don't think u'd get many offers for the 2nd one.
actually, for the first one either

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Old 12-01-2005, 01:41 PM   #189
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don't think u'd get many offers for the 2nd one.
actually, for the first one either
I'm not so sure 'bout that.
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Old 12-01-2005, 01:54 PM   #190
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I'm not so sure 'bout that.
hehe for which one? cause my mind went automatically to the 2nd one hehe sorry GM!

ooh maybe if u call daniel kitson, he can give u the number of a decent comedian

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Old 12-01-2005, 02:03 PM   #191
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ooh maybe if u call daniel kitson, he can give u the number of a decent comedian
If you said Johnny Vegas rather than Kitson then I would have agreed.
arghhhhh, comedy is subjective!

Hey, do you reckon those lines would work the opposite way (ie. a female saying them to a male)? *starts rubbing her hands together*
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:05 PM   #192
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i don't know, i might give it a try hehe

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Old 12-01-2005, 11:47 PM   #193
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ooh maybe if u call daniel kitson, he can give u the number of a decent comedian
Fucking OUCH.

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Old 13-01-2005, 12:10 AM   #194
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anybody can have all of my passes if they can deliver me Glenn Wool tied up in a basement for a couple of days :o)

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Old 13-01-2005, 11:16 AM   #195
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Just found out that Maria Bamford is also coming back for comfest this year.

Chris Addison, Maria Bamford and the Kransky Sisters are all doing seasons at the Sydney Opera House following the festival.
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