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| MICF 2005 at MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum 2005 (?!!) apparently people were bitching about me in the office whilst i was away. and people are leaving. melbourne may be closer than i thought... |
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| MOSH Elite | apparently people were bitching about me in the office whilst i was away. and people are leaving. melbourne may be closer than i thought | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| MOSHer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in the dark, bleeding black
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Reputation: ![]() Reputation Power: 4 | I'm getting signs that Melbourne may be the go for me too - the most overt being the day I returned home, my landlord telling me he's sold my house, is breaking the lease, I have to be out in six weeks. I want to live in Melbooooouuuuurne! | ||
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| MOSH Elite | we need to have a big brady bunch style house | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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About two Moshers ... Who gets to be Alice the maid? | |||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | ||||
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and that would also be cool. | |||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | ||||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||||
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| MOSH Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Melbourne
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 6 | Ooh ooh I know what you should do: "I Coulda Been A Contender" - the inside story of Raw comedy. | ||
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n : the contestant you hope to defeat; Shit, that means Chris Cook was a contender in the state final - because I wanted to beat him. Because if I was less funny than him, I was going to have to kill myself. Tim Logan suggested I should do a show and call it "Hynotrousers and Dirty One-Liners". | |||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | ||||
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