MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum

Go Back   MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum > Comedy Rooms > Melbourne International Comedy Festival > MICF 2005

Notices

MICF 2005 at MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum
2005 (?!!)
media passes for amateur groupie sex?...

 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 26-10-2004, 08:39 PM   #61
MOSH Veteran
 
Playm8's Avatar
 

media passes for amateur groupie sex?
Playm8 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 27-10-2004, 02:07 AM   #62
MOSH Veteran
 
springyninja's Avatar
 

Well there is nothing so far stopping springy from going, she has booked holidays off work, has half the money saved.... so only thing stopping her would be uni but I will be there cause if I have assignments I will bring with!

Bender: "I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"

David Duchovy: *chants* Sex can wait masturbate! (SNL)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/springyninja/
springyninja is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 27-10-2004, 06:10 AM   #63
MOSH Addict
 
Gutter Monkey's Avatar
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Playm8
media passes for amateur groupie sex?
Well, I can't see them handing out the passes for professional groupies.

No, wait, silly me ... that's exactly what comedy journos are: people who are paid to fuck over comedians.

JUST KIDDING!!
JUST KIDDING!!



Fuck me if that's not gonna come back and haunt me.


And as for amateur gropie sex ... well, if anyone needs references to make their way into the the groupie classification then I'd be more than happy to help out.

(PS: that line was taken from a classic Mae West gag. Everyone knows the opening line but not many people remember the punch line that goes with it. The gag, in its entirety, went along the lines: "Why don't you come up and see me some time? Tuesday is amateurs night!" Mae is also credited with "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?")

Last edited by Gutter Monkey; 27-10-2004 at 06:21 AM.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
Gutter Monkey is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 27-10-2004, 08:29 AM   #64
MOSH Addict
 
Renee_Turner's Avatar
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick
How do you get media passes?

Be from a medium. I don't know about media passes for groupie sex though.


I wonder if my friend from Edge Radio can get me a media pass so I don't have to pay for all the shows at the Festival...

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
Renee_Turner is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 27-10-2004, 09:36 AM   #65
MOSH Addict
 
Gutter Monkey's Avatar
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Renee_Turner
I wonder if my friend from Edge Radio can get me a media pass so I don't have to pay for all the shows at the Festival...
Does Edge Radio don anythign related to comedy? It mightbe hard for them to arrange a media pass if they're a horse racing station or something.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
Gutter Monkey is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 27-10-2004, 10:02 AM   #66
MOSH Addict
 
Renee_Turner's Avatar
 

They're a community radio station, I don't think they've got a comedy-specific show... yet. I wonder when the next show rotation is...

'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même.
Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus.
Renee_Turner is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 30-10-2004, 10:12 PM   #67
MOSHer
 
Nick's Avatar
 

I've got a comedy speicific website... and hopefully next year ill have a small team to cover the festival :P

Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?
- Percy Weasley
Nick is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 30-10-2004, 10:23 PM   #68
MOSH Elite
 
unfrufru's Avatar
 

i'll just have a large amount of alcohol and my breasts to cover the festival.

do you think its enough? or do i need more booze?

Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before?


Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back?
Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer.
Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do?
Mom: No.

- Overheard In New York
unfrufru is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 01-11-2004, 03:32 PM   #69
MOSH Veteran
 
veronica tghf's Avatar
 

Well now that I actually have a summer job, I feel it's safe to emerge and actually read this thread since Comfest 2005 is a bit more than a dream now for me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SR
I'll even make an extra-special effort to drag myself down if Veronica is going to be there. :P

omg doesn't that make you feel SPECIAL, miss tghf?


awww, I feel all gooey inside

Sorry for not noticing that comment earlier SR, I've been avoiding this thread until I knew I'd have a summer job.

"He likes to smoke, he likes to drink, and he wears a big pointy hat" - Sir Ian McKellen about Gandalf

"Jesus is not self-inserting Dave" - Alan Brough GH 26/11/04

Wilaholics We Bring
veronica tghf is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 04-11-2004, 07:00 AM   #70
MOSHer
 
smuffy's Avatar
 

Re media passes: I did a comedy-based show on a student radio station in Melbourne for close on four years, and the closest we got to passes was free tickets to shows we had done interviews for. But try anyway!


*bounces and does a happy dance*

Springy's half-way heeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeee!

Howard Still Pongs.

'Gag reflex.' - Tim (choking etc during Wimmin's Lit)
'Completely gone.' - Paul.
smuffy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 08-11-2004, 12:53 PM   #71
MOSHer
 
sharleen's Avatar
 

I can tell you right now that media passes won't get you into the Hi-Fi bar, and all the comedy festival sponsored shows still require you to apply for tickets. That is unless you are an experienced journalist with a large publication such as The Age.
sharleen is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 08-11-2004, 06:03 PM   #72
MOSH Addict
 
Spoofy's Avatar
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by unfrufru
i'll just have a large amount of alcohol and my breasts to cover the festival.

do you think its enough? or do i need more booze?
no just bigger breasts (or pop them out more)

"He's like a really intelligent Doberman that hasn't been fed for a couple of days" - Sandy about Paul (Newcastle Hearld 29/11)

Sick and tired of always being sick and tired - Anastacia (and me )

http://paulmcdermott.cjb.net
Spoofy is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 08-11-2004, 08:54 PM   #73
SR
MOSH Addict
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by veronica tghf
awww, I feel all gooey inside

Sorry for not noticing that comment earlier SR, I've been avoiding this thread until I knew I'd have a summer job.


Now you have to come! :P
SR is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 02-12-2004, 10:47 AM   #74
MOSHer
 
pixieDAAS's Avatar
 

I wanna go! yes:

now i've got to save money, book a ticket, take time off from my job, decide what shows to see, etc
*starts to have a nervous breakdown*

With Chemists rising pill prices by 65%, people are now turning speed into cold and flu tablets: Dolphin Juice 26/4/05 (Who said community TV sucked?)

We're changing the world, one shit song at a time: Tripod (Protest Song)

www.3pod.com.au (Check out a a cartoon done for Science is cool)
pixieDAAS is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Old 02-12-2004, 10:56 AM   #75
MOSHer
 
Laney's Avatar
 

there's a good chance i'm going to be there next year!! yay!!
i have two jobs at the moment which means i'll have enough money for accomodation and shows. i think we're just going to drive down to melbourne, because if there's enough of us in my car it's cheaper to drive than plane down there, and it'll be a nice road trip
i'll probably only stay for one week - the week of my uni hols.

do most shows get sold out before the performance night?
or is it safe to buy tickets at the door?
(i'd like to know if i need to go and get a credit card)

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

"How are you?"
"Very busy. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war...but a happy one" - Alan Partridge
Laney is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
 

Bookmarks
Digg del.icio.us StumbleUpon Google



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

 
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT +10. The time now is 07:00 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0 Release Candidate 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.1.0
Modifications by Mythor