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20-07-2005, 05:38 PM
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| MOSH Elite  Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 9  | Tim Minchin in "I no longer need a dark side cause i have cash" wil anderson in "some witty pun that has nothing to do with the show cause i'll just crap on about how goodlooking i am and how girls want to fuck me and use material that i used 7 years ago" tripod in "we're in this for the underage groupies now cause we sure as hell don't seem to be in it for the comedy anymore" | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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20-07-2005, 05:52 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | The Umbies in "Yes, we're going to jump around and make noises. You really don't care what kind, do you? Do you? We're just puppets to you. Puppets!" Laurence and Andy in 'The Somewhat longer-titled than normal Show" | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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20-07-2005, 05:55 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | Maria Bamford in "Plan C" Julia Wilson in "These aren't my rules either" GUD in "Gud Awful" (oh wait, that was this year)  | ||
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"So I fucked your sister, Tried it on with your mother, Kicked the shit out of your brother, But darling, I've always loved you." - Urban Voodoo Machine, Love Song #666 | |||
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20-07-2005, 07:15 PM
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20-07-2005, 07:16 PM
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20-07-2005, 08:41 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | only do it if your going to have a love affair wth a peroxide blond dragon in leather pants. then i'll come. | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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20-07-2005, 08:47 PM
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| MOSH Elite Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | mike wilmot in "just because i have an accent and swear people think i'm funny" daniel kitson in "what the fuck is wrong with you people paying money to see me" justin hamilton in "gotta find some way of mentioning bowie in my show . . . hmm maybe Jussy Stardust & the bunny ears from mars" Charlie Pickering in "How to be a Try-Hard wanker" Adam Hills in "My Left Foot" eddie perfect in "i'm growing dreadlocks so you'll love me again" | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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21-07-2005, 04:56 PM
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| MOSH Elite Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | i'm bored so i thought of some more hahaha. Paul Mcdermott In "I'm no longer the funny good-looking one in the trio" Ross Noble in "Something to do with Monkeys" Akmal Saleh in "I no longer have to refer to myself as Peter" Greg Fleet in "I will probably mention spartacus in my act" Dave Gorman & Howard Read in "I have Powerpoint" Flight of the Conchords are "Unplucked" Danny Bhoy in "Oh Danny Boy, Oh god yes, yes yes GOD danny boy!" | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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21-07-2005, 04:58 PM
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21-07-2005, 07:18 PM
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22-07-2005, 09:41 AM
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Terri Psiakis in "You've heard me on the radio..will you risk it?" (my answer being a hearty 'no', but hey, someone might) Tripod in "You're only here to perve, aren't you?" Danny Bhoy in "You're only here to perve, aren't you?" Wil Anderson in "All the jokes you heard lat year" Damian Callinan in "Some odd pretence to dress up as a primary school kid". | |||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | ||||
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23-07-2005, 10:50 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | Dave Callan in "I have a beard, an accent, and a penchant for eighties music." Cal Wilson in "I'm cute. Worship me." Arj Barker in "Still doing the same pot jokes after 3 years." Haggis McHaggis in a repeat performance of "Stupid work and the conference I have to be a part of always being on during Comfest, despite the fact that Comfest has been going for waaaaay longer than the stupid conference, and I've been going to Comfest for 7 years before I'd even herd of the place I work at..."  | ||
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24-07-2005, 03:06 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | Awww. Poor Haggis. *makes him feel worse by telling him that Cal Wilson is moving back to New Zealand, never to return* *runs* Moshers in "Why are we jaded?" Even I'm getting that way. | ||
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24-07-2005, 03:13 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | haggis babe, comfest is on later next year. there's still a chance! you have to dream haggis, you have to hold onto the dream! Last edited by unfrufru; 24-07-2005 at 03:19 PM. | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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24-07-2005, 03:20 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | how about Moshers in "We don't think your as funny as you seem to" | ||
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