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17-03-2003, 07:52 PM
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| MOSH Addict  Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Penrith
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Rule 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. - The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Schlock Mercenary, Howard Tayler
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17-03-2003, 07:54 PM
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I'll be working on my material tonight ;-) Be afraid - be very afraid! (I also have overprotective friends! Three words: Camp Bells MOSH. They accepted me where Sydney MOSH cruelly rejected... *sob* )
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"How bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein?" - Bill Maher about George W. Bush
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17-03-2003, 07:56 PM
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Rule 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. - The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Schlock Mercenary, Howard Tayler
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17-03-2003, 07:57 PM
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"How bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein?" - Bill Maher about George W. Bush
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18-03-2003, 10:55 AM
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| They're watching  Join Date: Mar 2001
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| www.dumbbumpers.com Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Grow your own dope, plant a man. Eve was framed. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. All men are animals, some just make better pets! What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere. Zero to Bitch in 4.0 Seconds (I can do it faster - M) Leg check 50 feet. Please raise skirt! What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know... it has never happened. Women are like Angels - always up in the air and harping about something! Few women admit their age, few men act it! Menopause: When it comes to bitching, there's no better alibi. I wasn't born a bitch, men like you just made me this way! I'm the person your mother warned you about! Women have made men out to be what they still are today - PIGS! P.M.S. Punish My Spouse If God had meant for a house to be clean, she wouldn't have given us husbands. Men aren't pigs... pigs are gentle, cute creatures! Missing, Husband And Dog; Attention $100.00 Reward For Dog If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons When God made man she was only kidding! P.M.S. Punish Men Severely So you're a feminist, isn't that cute. You say Bitch as though it was something bad! The more men I meet, the more I like my cat! I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures. I'm not a bitch, I'm the bitch! Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever Why do women have names, they're all the same, bitch, bitch, bitch! Im out of estrogen and I have a gun! There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing jell-o to a tree, for instance. Chauvinism: A word invented by women who don't know their place in the world Rodeo cowboys make lousy lovers -- They think 8 seconds is a long ride! P.I.G (pride integrity guts) I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch, and that's MISS BITCH to you! Angel by day, devil by night. You're a naughty boy, go to MY room. I'm the reason men are scared of women. Women are only good for two things...and some don't clean house that well . If a man says something in the woods and no one's there to hear it, is he still wrong? Good girls are bad girls who never get caught. Guys are great...every girl should own one! Friends don't let friends bring ugly women home with them. BITCH! Well, thank you. I'll take that as a complement. I have PMS and a loaded gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say? Don't compare men to dogs - it isn't fair to the dogs. Quit you bitchin' get in the kitchen and make me some pie! God made Oceans, God made Lakes, God made Men... Hey, we all make mistakes!!! Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Guys are like slinkies - it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs. God made men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece. Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause... did you ever notice all womens' problems begin with men? Men are like roses - watch out for the pricks. Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it well last.. Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one Guys are like roller coasters: They either make you sick to your stomach, or give you the time of your life! Guys are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicap! Good girls go to Heaven, but bad girls go everywhere. How do you fix the Dishwasher? Slap Her. I always choose chocolate over men--ALWAYS Men, save your breath for your inflatable dolls What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing - you just told her twice Whats strong enough for a man but meant for a woman? A back hand B.I.T.C.H. Babe in total control of herself | ||
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 Sugarbabe laughs for ten minutes...that's the best thing I've ever heard...
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18-03-2003, 12:06 PM
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