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31-03-2003, 12:31 PM
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 Could you imagine a group of MOSHers doing a religious RE?  ----------------------------------------- FINALE SONG WANTED FOR CHRISTIAN ROCK EISTEDDFOD The Christian Rock Eisteddfod 2003 is inviting songwriters, bands, singers, praise & worship groups to write a finale song. It must reflect the Book of Proverbs from the Bible, be 3-5 minutes in duration with a chorus section for the cast to join in and submitted written on manuscript with a copy of the song on a cassette or CD. Entries must by March 31 reach PO Box 25 Baulkham Hills NSW 1755. Contact elpez@bigpond.com or go to http://www.sydneyhills.com.au/events/cre | ||
| Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out? Mick - on a piano stool. Gud, 17/04/05 | |||
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31-03-2003, 01:35 PM
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| They're watching  Join Date: Mar 2001
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If anyone wants I can post the text of the book of proverbs, I'm sure we could come up with something *cough* appropriate  I actually just found a passage in the bible that I like PR 31:31 Give her the reward she has earned, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate. Don't ask why I have the entire bible text on my computer, I don't want to know. | ||
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31-03-2003, 01:39 PM
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I like the bible especially the old testament, they did cool shit in there. No seriously, read numbers or leviticus they are ace, with rituals and drunken parties. | ||
| Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out? Mick - on a piano stool. Gud, 17/04/05 | |||
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31-03-2003, 01:49 PM
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Your god is a nothing god, is a mealy mouthed god, is a weak assed god. My god is a real tough god, is a straight line god is a good old boy...  | |||
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31-03-2003, 01:51 PM
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or possibly cosmic cowboys of doom that's pretty relevant. Maybe we could get tripod to sing it. They'll have to change the lyrics of their song then "I'm gonna win the christian rock eisteddford" | ||
| Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out? Mick - on a piano stool. Gud, 17/04/05 | |||
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25-09-2003, 08:33 AM
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"Team leader doesn't mean anything mate." "Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team." "No it doesn't - it's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free. Right? It's like making a div kid at school milk monitor. Noone respects it." "I think they do." "No they don't Gareth." "Er, yes they do, because if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last so it was warm." Tim and Gareth - The Office | ||||
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25-09-2003, 08:54 AM
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25-09-2003, 09:47 AM
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Don't forget Motorcycle Saint Sebastion. As for not believing in any form of god, well this is a forum primarily to do with comedy. And stories about gods. For stories about gods, see this thread: http://mosh.server101.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=4356  | ||
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25-09-2003, 04:22 PM
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great, first the avril fans arrive, now the fundamentalist christians. why can't we ever have anyone fun over, like satanists | |||
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