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Old 02-07-2003, 11:07 AM   #1
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"This is a J Warning..."

These ads have been making me giggle, but I'm trying to remember some of the classics and I can only think of some of them.

I can remember

"Supercalifragilistic is not a real word."
"Listening to country music may affect the way you part your hair" and
"Wearing low hipsters in cold weather may cause front frow frostbite"

Anyone else been listening and able to remember any of the others?

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Old 02-07-2003, 11:30 AM   #2
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There is one that goes something like "You may hear music that excites you"


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There's another one about the radio station being "PPO" - pisses parents off.



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Old 07-07-2003, 07:17 PM   #5
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I went to see Charlies Angels 2 today, and there was a JJJ ad before the movie. It was set at some awards thing, with a JJJ microphone hitting a pop singer constantly while she was trying to give a speech about how cool her songs are and how happy she was to win the award. hehehe.... brightened my day...

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Old 07-07-2003, 08:01 PM   #6
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I heard one today that said Caution - commercial radio stations may contain traces of sell-outs...

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Old 07-07-2003, 08:06 PM   #7
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To go off topic for just a moment... what's with the two popes?

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To go off topic for just a moment... what's with the two popes?
I put the pope in my signature so I wouldn't have to keep typing it, but I keep forgetting

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I heard one today that said something like
If you're a white guy who says bling bling
then you're a tool tool
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That counts Wil as a total tool then.

My current favourite: Bootscooting is not an acceptable lifestyle choice.

...but we are not stupid pooeys, so let's rejoice...
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"Todays secret sound is the sound of commercial radio stations running out of original ideas"

something along those lines, anywhoo

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There was one about Eddie Maguire but I can't remember it at the moment...:lookarou:



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Quote:
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I heard one today that said something like
If you're a white guy who says bling bling
then you're a tool tool
I hope they make an exception for Flight of the Conchords, because they use bling bling in the frodo song

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I heard the one about why stupid people shouldn't bred, although not original, still very funny!

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