Australian Idol

[hails]

oh my god. andy and james are having so much subtext sex. *dies* oh my, i have bunnies. snow bunnies and glass elevator bunnies and foil skirt bunnies. oh my.

(yeah, i only watch the show for the slash.)

[Mythor]

I caught a little bit of it before while cooking dinner and whoever it was that was singing should just quit right the hell now. He was bad. Really bad. Ugh.

[hails]

oh wow, this is terribly painful to watch. except for mark's jacket. mreow for mark's jacket. really, is there anything more lovely than wearable purple velvet? i think not.

that blonde annoying chick was good, as was Milly with her wicked hair. everyone else sucked it pretty hard. it's a pity Victoria's got that country twang, else i'd be crushing on her. such a thing for redheads. especially redheads with sexy legs.

and on slashwatch this week, i just realised that they have not bothered to change the couch colour this year. suspiciously, andy and james's couch is still cream. hmm...
and james just said they're getting up to no good *happysigh*

[VAxwell]

Originally Posted by Mythor

Apparently Sandilands has been told to be nice to Marcia.
They hire the guy because he's a bullyboy, obnoxious and has no ethics, and now they're insisting he treat Marcia like she's some precious fragile object?
Sooo glad I don't watch Idol.

That's a fucking awful article. Really badly written and hard to read.

[Edward]

Originally Posted by VAxwell

That's a fucking awful article. Really badly written and hard to read.

No more painful than watching Sandilands trying to construct what he thinks sounds like intelligent comment. It's almost like a text synthesis algorithm that grabs blocks of text from other critiques it's heard and stitches them together to form a synthetic critique of its own which is syntactically correct but is complete nonsense.

[Renee_Turner]

Nice. The article is almost like being syntactically correct.

Originally Posted by article

"Him (Holden) and I have argued and argued and argued until the producers told us to shut up and get the next person to come in."

No, he and I. Basic grammar.

Made a household name of Casey Donovan? Well, we may know her name, but no-one's buying her music.

[hails]

from thursday's show: omg, andy humped the air. that was brilliant. he managed to cock up his autocue so many fucking times that, when he got it right, he had a thrusty sandwich moment between the couch and the air. it was great, and james thought so too.

tonight: james the contestant went the grope and the yawncuddle on james the host. mmm, the slash is rampant.

as for the actual people, roxanne is wicked, as is that jazz blonde chick. and i want james to get through so he can feel up jameshost some more. phwoar.

[hails]

ahahahahahahaha they just fucked the format of the competition for one person *cack* that's brilliant. i'm glad they did it, because she needed to go on and since she was only beat out of the first round because of fucking sympathy votes, she deserved it. YAY!!!

[Renee_Turner]

I had the misfortune of sharing a bus with a group of bogans who were discussing how one of them is going to go on Australian Idol. I was subjected to a demonstration of her singing prowess. I say she'll definitely make it on TV, as long as they keep doing those 'worst of the worst' specials.


I hate bogans.

[Edward]

Perhaps you should audition next year singing Area 7's "Nobody Likes a Bogan".

[Laney]

the blonde rock chick tanni? tarny? what was the song she sang? was it by guns and roses? i thought she was cool, and i keep hearing her song and i can never remember what it's called.

[hails]

oh man. lee is now certainly on my to do list. mreow punk boys.

[Moogie]

Originally Posted by Laney

the blonde rock chick tanni? tarny? what was the song she sang? was it by guns and roses? i thought she was cool, and i keep hearing her song and i can never remember what it's called.

She sang 'Sweet Child of Mine'. Saw her perform at my local pub last weekend... yeah she got heckled pretty bad. lol.

[miss_doobie]

I like Dan.

[timtim]

hey who got kicked out tonight? i was working so i missed it! did anything interesting happen?