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Old 06-08-2003, 04:03 PM   #31
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 1550.
Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
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Do you remember now?

Goodo.. I was a mad scientist.. or a serial killer.. oohh what to choose!?

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 08:17 PM   #32
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A canadian servant of dark forces...
Aren't they both the same thing? *giggles*

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Old 07-08-2003, 12:01 AM   #33
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern New Guinea around the year 1200.
Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.


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Old 07-08-2003, 12:48 AM   #34
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all the people born on my birthday were a female born a thousand years ago in Israel who's profession was a seaman, cook or carpenter. My purpose is to "trust the universe", well I've been told not to talk to strangers or accept lollies, lifts or bribes...a little mistrust goes a long way in my book.

The Carpenters they came out in the '60s didn't they?
 
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Old 15-10-2003, 11:59 AM   #35
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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 1550.
Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.
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No, I don't remember.
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Old 15-10-2003, 12:26 PM   #36
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I was a mapmaker, astrologer or astronomer,
male, born in 775, artistic, always transformin the ugly to the beautiful

With Chemists rising pill prices by 65%, people are now turning speed into cold and flu tablets: Dolphin Juice 26/4/05 (Who said community TV sucked?)

We're changing the world, one shit song at a time: Tripod (Protest Song)

www.3pod.com.au (Check out a a cartoon done for Science is cool)
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Old 15-10-2003, 09:23 PM   #37
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 800.
Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.


Nice, executor of sacrifices

I'm a lesbian male. Ask my girlfriend.
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