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Old 01-08-2003, 05:09 PM   #1
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Who were you in your last life?

Hello people!

I dont get around here much anymore...but it is still fun to read the threads..

Must get to a KOP and/or Tripod show

have fun with this page :p

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Old 01-08-2003, 05:30 PM   #2
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I was from Burma and born around 1825..... I was also a male... yikes.... I kinda wish I could remember that. But I was possibly a artist, magician or fortune teller, although I don't feel all that psychic.

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Old 01-08-2003, 05:31 PM   #3
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i was a monk from northern japan around 1097...hmmm

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Old 01-08-2003, 05:36 PM   #4
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You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Portugal around the year 700.
Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.

nice, i grow honey, shoot people then i prey for them!

i have some kind of concept of what im doing. hands go here, feet go there, mouth goes here, this lines up with that, insertion, extraction, release, repeat if required/requested. Good? Good.

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Old 01-08-2003, 05:41 PM   #5
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Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker.

Well aint that just beautiful.

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Tim Minchins last words Who is the world going to revolve around now?

"Paul's bastard is born at last...


hooray." SoS

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Old 01-08-2003, 05:42 PM   #6
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Northern England around the year 1725.
Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

I'm Chief Garbo! YEAH!! well, that or an undertaker...
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Old 01-08-2003, 05:43 PM   #7
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well crasymonkey I'm the same as you in everything bar my nationality and profession

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Bulgaria around the year 1775.
Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.

Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out?
Mick - on a piano stool.
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Old 01-08-2003, 05:48 PM   #8
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hey beckslee, your birfday dosnt happen to be in may does it?

because when i did it for my boyfriend, we got the same thing, we have a birthday five days apart....

hhmmmmm good to know that everyones is origninal!!

i have some kind of concept of what im doing. hands go here, feet go there, mouth goes here, this lines up with that, insertion, extraction, release, repeat if required/requested. Good? Good.

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Old 01-08-2003, 05:54 PM   #9
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nope I'm a september baby.

Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out?
Mick - on a piano stool.
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Old 01-08-2003, 08:17 PM   #10
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lol

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central England around the year 1575.
Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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Do you remember now?

The press keep telling me what it is that “I’m doing”
I’m so thankful, without them I wouldn’t know
What I was up to.


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Old 01-08-2003, 08:28 PM   #11
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Hmm, well, I haven't done the quiz thing yet, but in my past life, I hope I was some godlike figure... would have been fun to be in charge of the earth S'pose it'd be nice to be able to remember as well... bugger.

"I'm going to put you in a paralysing diving accident so you can inspire people with watercolours you paint with your feet" :p

Oh wait... godlike people don't really die, do they?

...but we are not stupid pooeys, so let's rejoice...
"I'm upstaging you baby... and they're loving it!" (Lano, to Woodley).
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Old 01-08-2003, 08:31 PM   #12
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greece around the year 1025.
Your profession was that of a monk (nun), bee-keeper or lone gunman.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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And I always thought I was a prostitute in my past life...
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Old 01-08-2003, 09:00 PM   #13
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Your profession was that of a digger, undertaker.

Well aint that just beautiful.

SoS


I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1875.
Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.


Well that's just great, I'm my own great grandmother!

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Old 01-08-2003, 10:48 PM   #14
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Sumatra around the year 375.
Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation
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.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

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Old 01-08-2003, 11:00 PM   #15
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Well that's just great, I'm my own great grandmother!
*giggles* Isn't that illegal?

Rule 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. - The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Schlock Mercenary, Howard Tayler
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