Worst Movie Of All Time

[hellokitty]

:p

well to me it made perfect sense really. I don't feel like they crammed it in..i feel like it basically explained a lot of things. Tyler was everything "jack" wanted to be. blah blah..but you know all this anyway..

a lot of people would agree with you mythor..i don't though

[Danny Boy]

Jeepers Creepers. I wanted to track down the film's makers and cut their nipples off with rusty scissors that didn't match up properly. This movie is shitty shitty shit shit diddly shit. An absolute waste of two hours of my life, and not in that cool sense when you watch an Olsen twins movie.

And on a worthless horror movies note, how shit was The Mothman Prophecies! NEARGH!!

[hellokitty]

The Mothman Prophecies!

holy fuck yes

i mean there's confusing movies and there's confusing movies. I mean maybe i was just stupid and didn't get it but it just wasn't enjoyable to watch at all. I mean david lynch..i have no idea what he's on about but at least i still get *some* sort of entertainment out of his films

yet another reason why the gerester should be shot.

[Mythor]

Jeepers Creepers was pretty shoddy. Can't believe they're making a sequel.
I know horror flick "stars" are usually dumb, but the ones in JC took the cake. "Oh, look, some creepy guy dumping what looks like a body down a grubby old pipe. I know! Let's crawl down the pipe and see if it's really a body instead of stopping at the next town and telling the police! Yeah! We're geniuses!"

[SR]

The Postman, Waterworld - hell, almost anything with Kevin Costner in it...

Even drunk and watching the Postman it still made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.

[Spawn of Satan]

Originally Posted by SR

The Postman, Waterworld - hell, almost anything with Kevin Costner in it...

Even drunk and watching the Postman it still made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.

I liked the postman, theres nothing quite like feeding someone their own ass. it's one of my all favourite comedies, that and texas chainsaw massacre

SoS

[benjum]

I can quite honestly say that I have avoided pretty much all Kevin Costner movies and the crappy horror/slasher flicks...which reminds me, scarey movie was on last night...wasn't their catch phrase "no sequal" or something...now they are making the third...or did i just show that i am extremely ignorant..


Oh, and one of the funniest things I heard lsat year was that kevin Costner(if that is how he spells his name) admitting that he doesn't think himself as a sex symbol anymore...I dunno..I thought receeding hairlines made girls run to a guy quicker than a nun's first curry.

And speaking of curry...I can't include Take Away in the list, because it openly doesn't try very hard..

But that damn mel brooks...oh, and Kun Pow..good idea, poorly done

[(*.*)]

Scary Movie. Absolute load of BOLLOCKS that had everybody in my school going "Whaaaaaaazzzzaaaaaaarp???" for months.
American Pie 2. The first one was only marginally btter, but after a while, jokes about porn, body waste and masturbation just get boring. Im NOT going to see the third one...although alyson hannigan...hmmm...i'll think about it.
The Stupids. Have you seen it? DON'T.
40 Days and 40 Nights. The movie to slit your wrists by.
Jackass. I havent seen it but Im fucking sick of hearing about it.
Coyote Ugly.
Bring it On (cept for eliza dushku)
Never Been Kissed.
In fact, practically anything with Drew Barrymore that I've seen.
Anything else with sappy blonde teenagers who come-of-age, fall in love, have a heartbreak and then a happy ending.
In fact, almost anything where people are your "average" person (for example not clinically insane), or don't get torn into shreds, or aren't elves.
I hate teenybopping movies with keg parties and happy endings!




Im done...

[SR]

I hate movies where she takes off her glasses and pulls out her ponytail and she's suddenly beautiful, or he takes off his glasses and gets a haircut and he's suddenly gorgeous. Bah. Wankwankwankywankwank.

[(*.*)]

like that movie with that guy and the girl.
and theres some sort of bet involved.
and freddie prinze junior.
hes crap.

I hate how clark kent takes off his specs and suddenly he is unrecognisable.
i got contacts this week and nobody thought WHOA IS THAT A SUPERHERohno its just virginia.

[benjum]

I concur apart from one thing

Bring it on..I shall explain.

In order to raise money, the CHEERLEADERS, who include KIRTSEN DUNST and ELIZA DUSKU decide to have a CAR WASH...so they preceed to JUMP AROUND to music while washing cars in theri BIKINI'S, which ofcourse means that they are getting SOAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE.

(Now read just the words in capital letters..I have a feeling this is what the pitch for the movie was to the executives)

So in conclusion, the best film ever made.

[(*.*)]

*ponders*
I must have missed that part. Is it worth watching it again to see that bit?
Naah cant be THAT good...

[benjum]

yes. yes it is.

[Spawn of Satan]

Originally Posted by benjum

CHEERLEADERS KIRTSEN DUNST ELIZA DUSKU CAR WASH.JUMP AROUND BIKINI'S, SOAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE.

Well that just means your male, or very gay, that doesn't improve the movie, but I liked bring it on, so it doesnt matter anyway.

SoS

[benjum]

Hrmmn...

I really wish these boards could convey sarcasm...it sounded funny in my head..

Hey, this is the second time this individual has had a go at me...makes me wonder...