Just How Gullible Are You?

[Ginger_bread_gurl]

Damn I hate chain letters.

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I don't know whether to or at this.

i'm pretty gulible.

my favourite spammer was the guy who was asking for help in finding parts for his time machine.

he wasn't a scammer, but someone who was mentally ill. people ended up scamming him

[SR]

I got one yesterday telling me I'd won however many million Euros in the El Gordo Sweepstakes...

[Laney]

my mother insists on telling me she's won a mobile phone, that all she has to do now is sign up for and claim

[Nemesis]

The first time I got one of thoes "african guy , who needs to transfer money from a swiss bank account" e-mails I wrote back giving them a lecture and how gulible do they think people are , and obviously by what was written earlier in this thread some people are , but seriously who in their right mind would give a complete stranger their bank account number and expect their to be a million dollars in it the next day !

[Vagrant]

Never in my life have I received one of these emails

You could always try using anti-spam filters to block the incoming messages from ever reaching you mailbox.

[Nemesis]

I've got one of thoes filter thingys on my e-mail and it does shit all !

[Pautiric]

I just use a seperate address unrelated to my isp that i pay $25 a year for. I get little crap, occasionally a virus (my most recent being from . (the address being . ) re a varification.

[Vagrant]

I've got one of thoes filter thingys on my e-mail and it does shit all !

Ehee, all depends on the program, doesn't it? And you can't stop everything

I just use a seperate address unrelated to my isp that i pay $25 a year for. I get little crap, occasionally a virus (my most recent being from . (the address being . ) re a varification.

I just disable attachments, thereby avoiding the need to open anything

Any text just comes through in plain format, and everything else can stay away from me

Unless I know something is coming, in which case I'll allow it through.

[Ginger_bread_gurl]

I don't think anyone thinks there real. That would just be pathetic.

[Alisso]

Originally Posted by Ginger_bread_gurl

I don't think anyone thinks there real. That would just be pathetic.

Oh they do, people have been fooled in the past. Been royally screwed over by it, too.

Then again, anyone that stupid probably shouldn't be allowed to have much money...if they can afford it, they might breed...

[Ginger_bread_gurl]

The thought of that frightens me.

*looks behind herself to cheak that there not trying to take her over with there stupidity*

[zinja]

Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly
diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being
kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding
out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in
Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough
money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the
travelling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
you send "his" email to, $1000? How stupid are you?
Yep, the Hotmail servers will be shut down if you don't send a billion letters to microsoft - just because Hotmail just makes TOO MUCH MONEY for them!

Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit. So
basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by
Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2050, it'll be in the Guinness Book
of World Records for the longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
(scroll down)


Make a wish!!!



No, really, go on and make one!!!




Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!




Wish something else!!!







Not that, you pervert!!








Is your finger getting tired yet?









STOP!!!!

(Wasn't that fun!...Hope you made a great wish
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds,
you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.
It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
Really!!! Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending
them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

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Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving
little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents,
and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time
you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.
Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again!!

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Chain Letter Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works:

Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible
will happen to you like:
*Bizarre Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died.
This Could HappenTo You!!!
*Bizarre Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell and were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.
This Could Happen To You Too!!!

Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay. If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise you'll find all your underwear missing tomorrow morning.

[Ginger_bread_gurl]

Yeah, I love that one, I got it ages ago. It has got to be the only chain letter that I have forwarded, It is just the best chain letter in the world.

*thinks she may have carried on to long*

ummmm.... eh.. well :lookarou:

*runs and hides in the corner*