Battle Cry

[kali]

Originally Posted by Vagrant

Rampaging along the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Osama Bin Laden! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"


Osama truly is evil...

Vagrant, you are truly warped. I love it!

[Vagrant]

I try




Running across the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh George Bush! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"



This is quite amusing because A, his intro is remarkably similar to Osama's (!) and 2, it makes very little sense, like the man himself



And where would America be without their idealism?



Running on the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh American Idealism! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to smack you into the stuff of nightmares!!!"


Once again, notice the similarities in the intro's.


Conspiracy?

[loserkid]

I just made up a new one:

There goes Jelmer, chasing his cat for eating his sandwich:
"I'm gonna kick your ass until you start enjoying it!!"

[GentleZephyr]

In the midst of the silence, Zephyr bursts forth with a mighty roar, brandishing a toothbrush and screams into the night...

"Tremble all tartar who approacheth! I shall smite you with the dental floss of the Lord!"




*feeling a bit stupid*