Battle Cry

[Munchkin]

What's your battle cry?

MOSH:
Prowling along the hotel lobby, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Mosh! And it gives a spectacular roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I desecrate until everything has croaked!!"

Munchkin:
Prowling over the cliffs, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Munchkin! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

My real name:
Prowling out of the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh ! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to torment you in such an inhumane manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

Seahorse:
Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the desert! It is Seahorse, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He roars mightily:

"I'm going to brutalize you in such an unsafe manner, you will polymorph into a purple worm!!!"

[benjum]

benjum:

Lo! Who is that, striding along the fields! It is Benjum, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord until there is no more hope!!!"


Yup, pretty much sums me up

Here's a good one though:

Jesus:
Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Jesus, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He screams homicidally:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"

[SR]

Real name:
Rampaging over the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh ! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to punch you until you pee fire!!"



Special nickname:
Running over the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh ! And she gives a spectacular bellow:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"


SR:
Who is that, skulking over the wasteland! It is SR, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She roars gutterally:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"


Elfy:
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting over the cliffs! It is Elfy, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She screams apocalyptically:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I sow darkness and discord like a mad dog who can only get madder!"


Reindeer:
Rampaging through the candy store, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Reindeer! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you're bright blue, and sever every head in sight!!"

[Haggis]

Haggis:
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Haggis, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to smack you until there are no limbs left to break!!!"

Full version of my nickname:
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding amidst the desert! It is Haggis McHaggis, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to smack you so heinously, your momma won't recognize you!!"

Back-up identity:
Striding across the terrain, carrying a vorpal blade, he cometh! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to clobber you so badly, you will see ultraviolet!"

Real name:
Running along the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a thorned whip, he cometh! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you're bright blue, and throw you out the airplane door!"

[hails]

Hails
Rampaging over the icy wasteland, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Hails! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"


Chatonne
Stalking along the freeway, swinging a burning branch, cometh Chatonne! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm seriously going to punch you so hard, your timbers will shiver!"


Hayley
Zang! Who is that, striding across the hotel lobby! It is Hayley, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you with such wanton cruelty, it will be a new form of crime!!!"



ZANG!!

[hails]

Originally Posted by Haggis

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you're bright blue, and throw you out the airplane door!"

baaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha *falls over giggling*

[miss_doobie]

miss_doobie

Rampaging amidst the icy wasteland, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Miss_doobie! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I pillage until my loins find satisfaction!!"


real name

Stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, she cometh! And she gives a low cry:

"I'm going to smack you into the danger zone, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

[Beckslee]

For Beckslee:
Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is Beckslee, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral grunt, her voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I destroy all in my path with reckless abandon!"

Real Full Name:

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging along the steppes! hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"


oh yeah that's right Satan is going to thank me that's what you call a job well done methinks

[SR]

Originally Posted by miss_doobie

"I'm going to smack you into the danger zone, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

*sings Danger Zone*

[Haggis]

Originally Posted by hails

baaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha *falls over giggling*

What? *looks innocent*

Maybe I should try that on my flight to Canberra on Monday?

[wickedsoulrebel]

for my real name: "For the love of beatings, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

and for wickedsoulrebel: "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!"

i like them! they suit me...

[kitty]

Sprinting along the steppes, attacking with an oversized
scalpel, cometh Rachel! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"For the love of beatings, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"

**************
Oooooh! watch out!

[Cherryish]

Cherryish:
Rampaging through the icy wasteland, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Cherryish! And she gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to torment you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"

Nickname:

Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the fields! It is ..., hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She roars gutterally:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"

Other Nickname:

Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is ..., hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a low cry, her voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

Full name:
Hark! Who is that, running along the candy store! It is ..., hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She howls homicidally:

"I'm going to pulverize you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!!"

[kali]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding on the fields! It is kali, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She roars gutterally:
"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"


Yeah be afraid very afraid! :P

[Mythor]

Running through the plains, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Mythor! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to fuck you until your mortal mind doth snap!!"

Sounds about right.

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the desert! It is TheMadElmo, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

do do do doooooo I'm fungry!

Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Chaton, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He howls thunderously:

"I'm seriously going to flog you like a wrecking ball!"



(real first name) Sprinting out of the hotel lobby, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh ...! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such reckless abandon, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

Ahhh, fresh victims for my evergrowing army of the undead!

(full name) Skulking along the freeway, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh ...! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

(Lu!) Running across the icy wasteland, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Lu! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"


I think that will do for me....