Corrupt Wish Game

[Vagrant]

I was waiting for this one...


Granted, you have more wishes. In fact, you have more wishes than you know what to do with! And because you don't know what to do with them, they gradually transmogrify into an enormous, unseen mass which eventually goes off all at once, all aimed at you.

You grow a tail, your eyes fall out, you gain superpowers only to lose them for the ability to create instant maggots instead. You become the smartest and wealthiest person alive for approx 2.5 seconds before your head explodes, followed by your body, under the immense strain of uncountable unused wishes.

And that will teach you to be greedy



I wish I hadn't told someone I know with absolute conviction that 1 x anything = 1...

*poof* granted, you didn't tell them, but only because your tounge has been cut out

I wish I had a kickass laptop so I could lug it around and still play games and mp3s and stuff...

[Fatty]

Ooops, that was meant to be me, strange suddenly not being signed in...

[Laney]

wish granted..

and then you find out it's a mac. *g*

[Vagrant]

^ You need to make a wish of your own, Laney ^

[Sugarbabe]

You missed your wish

I wish tripod played every saturday night at the Powerhouse (in Brisvegas)

[SR]

Granted, but then I would get narky and kill you so you couldn't appreciate it anyway.


I wish I had a decent car.

[Sugarbabe]

*poof* you get your decent car, then some stupid blonde bitch talking on her phone runs into you and totals it...

I wish I was the one girl in all the world with the power to fight vampires, demons, blah blah blabbity blah...

[Vagrant]

Granted, but then Joss Whedon goes and ruins all your fun by allowing any and all potential slayers to gain the same powers as your good self.

Don't you just hate him?


I wish Joss' new show, Firefly, hadn't been cancelled before it even made it here

[Fatty]

Granted! But then it takes a nose dive in quality real fast, with all the characters getting fat and ugly...

I wish it hadn't ended where it did, it was just getting ~really~ interesting!

[Vagrant]

I wish it hadn't ended where it did, it was just getting ~really~ interesting!

Granted, it continues for 7 seasons, just as it should have! But after it finishes, people complain that it was still nothing compared to Buffy and Joss has a heart attack, thereby causing season 12 of Angel to be cancelled...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish

[it's SPAM-tastic!]

Granted! But as soon as you get back from the dimention you have come from after killing the fish, you're family turns into a pack of wild boars and they eat out the crotch in all you're underwear.

I wish that I had enough money to end world hunger, bribe Dubya into retirement and make my boobies real.

[Vagrant]

Granted! But as soon as you get back from the dimention you have come from after killing the fish, you're family turns into a pack of wild boars and they eat out the crotch in all you're underwear.

And this is a problem?

I wish that I had enough money to end world hunger, bribe Dubya into retirement and make my boobies real.

Hmmm. Granted, you have enough money to end world hunger, but not enough to end world poverty.

You bribe Dubya to go into retirement, but get 'finger on the launch button' Vice President Dick Cheney as his replacement.

You make your boobies real, but lose part if the uniqueness that is you in doing so.


I wish there was more lint in the world

[Sugarbabe]

*granted* but you get suffocated by the massive outbreak of world lint...

I wish my evil bitch boss was dead & the awseome night supervisor takes her place

[kali]

Granted, there are mountains of lint every where, everything is soft and fluffy, however when a spark is immited from faulty wiring the world goes up in flames, taking your eyebrows with it!

I wish cows had attitude!