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17-08-2005, 10:45 PM
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| Star Show Freak  Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Haggis Central
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| They are now made entirely of a new type of processed sugars. As a consequence of eating just one, you develop Type II diabetes, get several of the complications, and end up in a nursing home as the daft old lady that has no proper swear words. All before you're 40, too. I wish I only needed 2 hours of sleep every 48 hours.  | ||
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21-08-2005, 02:28 PM
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| MOSH Addict  Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In Denial
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Granted. You only need two hours of sleep. However, one day you get 4 hours sleep, quadrupling your normal quota, and your brain and all other system lapse into hibernation. You wake up in the year 3005, finding dinosaurs nibbling on your toes, and Wil telling his 'you're missing the best part of the day' joke. I wish I could lose weight only from the areas I choose. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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