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15-06-2006, 03:50 AM
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| "Sexuality According to the Word of God" Here is an excerpt that comes under the sub-heading Fisting as an Act of Faith: Quote:
Obviously while my christian wife is fellating me I should give a rousing chorus of "Blow Ye Trumpet Blow' and when we're engaging in holy bukkake we should sing "O Thou Who Camest From Above', but which hymns should we sing while I'm fisting her? ANSWER ME JESUS | |||
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15-06-2006, 03:10 PM
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| defective lunatic  Join Date: Feb 2001
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...there are no words for that.
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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15-06-2006, 03:51 PM
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| MOSH Elite  Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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thank god i'm an atheist
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| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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22-06-2006, 12:33 PM
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| MOSH Addict  Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Penrith
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| The National Public Toilet Map - your tax dollars at work! And a part of the National Continence Management Strategy - I wasn't aware we had one *g* It's a valuable service, I'm sure, although I can't think of many occasions when I've been desperately searching for a public toilet and just happened to have access to the internet to help me look. | ||
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Rule 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. - The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Schlock Mercenary, Howard Tayler
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22-06-2006, 03:45 PM
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"Hello, I'm a convicted paedophile looking to insure my ice-cream truck..." ~Danny Bhoy | |||||
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22-06-2006, 04:28 PM
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| Admin of DOOM!  Join Date: Sep 2001
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If you read the About page it explains what it's for. It's not meant to be used in emergencies, rather it is a way for people to plan trips and know in advance where toilet facilities are, including nearest baby changing rooms and so on.
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"Wasabi is a sometimes food!" - Elmo
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23-06-2006, 12:28 AM
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I suppose it doesn't entirely belong in the silly website thread, being practical and all that, but we don't have one for strange websites.
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01-07-2006, 03:10 PM
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George Dubya sings .
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Forget it Ming, Dale's with me!
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01-07-2006, 10:21 PM
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| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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05-08-2006, 03:20 PM
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| Die Cast films A bunch of kids made a scifi action-adventure short film. They don't have costumes, props, makeup or sets but they did add sound & effects in post. How good can it be?? Pretty darned awesome! We are the Internet Keep of the Gems, Tron Guy, Peter Pan Guy, Subservient Chicken and more in a music video. Okay, they are the internet. | ||
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14-08-2006, 02:18 PM
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From the creators of The Steven Seagal Show and Puberty Pals...Celebrity Staring Contest! | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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20-08-2006, 10:33 PM
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Remember The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny???? There's now a gay parody: The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality. Brilliant and enormously hilarious, but massively NSFW. | ||
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