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Originally Posted by Mythor He was tremendously fat, I suspect he would've had all sorts of health issues? Not any more. Originally Posted by ...

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Old 04-07-2004, 03:42 PM   #106
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He was tremendously fat, I suspect he would've had all sorts of health issues?
Not any more.

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maybe "lung failure" means "he ain't breathing no more" for all I know.
Maybe? He's dead, isn't he? :P
Hey, don't say "dead", say "vertically relocating flowers".

This is an ex-Brando.

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Old 04-07-2004, 03:57 PM   #107
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This is an ex-Brando.
'E's not dead, 'e's restin'...
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This is an ex-Brando.
'E's not dead, 'e's restin'...
E's pining for the fjords .... Lovely plumage ....

Oh god, this is in the WORST taste possible.

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This Brando is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BRANDO!!

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Old 04-07-2004, 04:21 PM   #109
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Oh god, this is in the WORST taste possible.
Of course it is. BUT IT's THE DEAD PARROT SKETCH SO IT'S GREAT!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:42 AM   #110
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...he was in a helluva lot more than a streetcar named desire which was his second listed job. see, if it was me? i would have said 'he was Don Vito Corleone in the Godfather'...

but that's just me.
I would have gone with On The Waterfront for that "I could've been a contender" bit... ach, what's it matter? He's all deaded now.

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Old 05-07-2004, 01:49 PM   #111
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I would have gone with On The Waterfront for that "I could've been a contender" bit... ach, what's it matter? He's all deaded now.
I would also have accepted Apocalypse Now.
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Old 05-07-2004, 02:25 PM   #112
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come on guys! what about the Island of Dr Moreau?

Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before?


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Old 05-07-2004, 02:39 PM   #113
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come on guys! what about the Island of Dr Moreau?
Hey, the poor guy has died of a lung failure. I mean, I cracked gags from Python, but bringing up 'Island Of Doc Mo' is just going too far.

SHAME!

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Old 05-08-2004, 12:59 PM   #114
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Henri Cartier-Bresson, one of the worlds finest photographers, dead at 95

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Old 05-08-2004, 06:20 PM   #115
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oh and Zag of Zig and Zag fame.

watch the comedy gold emerge

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Old 10-08-2004, 07:56 PM   #116
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Fay Wray has gone to join the big monkey in the sky.

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Old 11-08-2004, 11:59 AM   #117
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Rick Price is dead
No more "SuperFreak".
Oh, the pain, the pain.



Edit 11:41am, 16/08/04:
AAAhahaha I can't believe the slip I made there!
It was Rick James of course, not Price.
Why do I find this so amusing?

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Old 07-09-2004, 09:08 PM   #118
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I have to mention this

Lizzie the "site supervisor" on Backyard Blitz, and Renovation Rescue died last week...she was 13

I'll miss her sleeping while everyone is working.

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Poor Lizzie.

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Old 08-09-2004, 12:41 AM   #120
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Awww no! I liked seeing her laze around... (sad I know).

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