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23-09-2003, 09:37 AM
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| MOSH Regular Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Edensor Park
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 4   | Lie down in your bed, close your eyes and begin to breathe deeply and rhythmically. Try to empty you mind from excessive thought. Don't get frustrated if you can't fall asleep straight away. Tell yourself that if you lie still and relaxed in your bed, it is almost as good as if you were sleeping. Lying calmly and relaxed will be almost as restorative as if you were sleeping. | ||
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"Team leader doesn't mean anything mate." "Excuse me, it means I'm leader of a team." "No it doesn't - it's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free. Right? It's like making a div kid at school milk monitor. Noone respects it." "I think they do." "No they don't Gareth." "Er, yes they do, because if people were rude to me then I used to give them their milk last so it was warm." Tim and Gareth - The Office | |||
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24-09-2003, 12:23 AM
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| MOSH Veteran  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Hunter Area-ish
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 4 | I find herbal sleeping pills do wonders, i use sleep ezy | ||
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Bender: "I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!" David Duchovy: *chants* Sex can wait masturbate! (SNL) http://www.livejournal.com/users/springyninja/ | |||
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24-09-2003, 03:03 AM
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| defective lunatic  Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | herbal stuff all depends on the person who's taking it. i had a friend that swore by Valerian for her sleeping troubles but, when i took it, it did nothing for me  apparently exercising a few hours before you go to bed works, as well as warm drinks and boring stuff like that...personally, the tranquilliser option sounds sweet to me  | ||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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24-09-2003, 03:19 AM
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| MOSHer  Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Wales - Cymru yn Byth
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 3  | Gin sweet, sweet Gin Helps you sleep AND blocks out those voices!! | ||
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24-09-2003, 04:54 AM
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| defective lunatic Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | mmm, sweet sweet alcohol...should try that sometime  i find red wine makes me sleepy too, but red wine does strange things to me so maybe that's just a hails issue *s* either way, i'm going to search out some alcohol the next time i have trouble sleeping, see if that works  | ||
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"Deep down you want to get a gun and fucking shoot everyone, but you can't, right?" - Matthew Bellamy, NME Magazine. "On the other hand, if you add 'le' to a word, it does make it classy...like 'lesbian', the classiest women of them all!" - Captain Hero, Drawn Together. | |||
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24-09-2003, 10:17 AM
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24-09-2003, 10:22 AM
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| MOSH Addict  Join Date: Mar 2002
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6  | I always find that if i can't sleep I put on music. My sleeping problems are usually due to me thinking too much and working myself up. So if i put on music and concentrate on that, i have no room for thoughts so i calm down and fall asleep | ||
| Cam - where do you even keep a cunt once you've cut it out? Mick - on a piano stool. Gud, 17/04/05 | |||
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24-09-2003, 12:14 PM
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| MOSHer  Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane (hell to comedians)
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | Try reading a magazine or a book, or a large glass of warm milk and honey | ||
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With Chemists rising pill prices by 65%, people are now turning speed into cold and flu tablets: Dolphin Juice 26/4/05 (Who said community TV sucked?) We're changing the world, one shit song at a time: Tripod (Protest Song) www.3pod.com.au (Check out a a cartoon done for Science is cool) | |||
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25-09-2003, 04:40 AM
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26-09-2003, 12:55 AM
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| MOSH Veteran  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Adelaide
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | Masturbate? Does help to clear the mind.... | ||
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“A fella, on the telly the other week, was saying, ‘you’ve only got so many ‘eartbeats in a lifetime’. So we shouldn’t waste em should we. We shouldn’t be all running around, lifting weights and that.” Karl Pilkington on Health
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26-09-2003, 02:23 AM
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| Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Adelaide
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 0 | Put your head in your hands and cry about being unemployed, stuck in your parent's home, having no future, with no friends, no love life, etc. And write a crappy poem about it. Well, that's what I do went I can't sleep  | ||
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