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Old 13-10-2005, 04:22 PM   #1501
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No, just in the adult stores.

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Old 14-10-2005, 10:13 AM   #1502
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Originally Posted by Renee_Turner
Damn, corrected in my correction. There was another (unrelated) negative in that sentence orginally.

Smacktard: Jack Thompson

A man who will donate ten thousand dollars to charity. Normally not a Smacktard-ish thing to do. Why will he do this? Because he thinks violent video games make kids violent. His conditions for this donation? That the game companies make a REALLY violent video game with LESS storyline than the ones he hates. The premise: A father’s vengeance on the game industry after his son is killed by a gamer.

I think that most people would think a game based on their own deaths would be funny. Well, I would.

I like Ctrl-Atl-Del response to this

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Old 14-10-2005, 11:51 AM   #1503
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remember earlier in the year when a woman killed her neighbour and cut her open to take her child. well it happened again. cept they haven't said whether the woman and child lived. what is wrong with people???

Pregnant woman sliced open in baby snatch bid
October 14, 2005 - 9:46AM



Peggy Jo Conner (left) charged with attempted homicide of Valerie Oskin.
Picture: AP



A woman was charged in the US today with cutting open her pregnant neighbour's belly with a razor knife to try and steal her baby, an effort that was thwarted when a passer-by saw what was happening and alerted authorities.

The victim, Valerie Oskin, 30, was taken to a hospital, where an emergency Caesarean section was performed. Hospital officials said this afternoon they couldn't release any information about Oskin or her baby.

Peggy Jo Conner, 38, of Ford City, Pennsylvania, hit Oskin over the head with a baseball bat, state police said.

She then drove Oskin about 25 kilometres to a secluded, wooded area in Armstrong County, about 80 kilometres northeast of Pittsburgh, and cut Oskin across her abdomen, Trooper Jonathan Bayer said.

"She was sliced over an old (Cesarean) scar and severely bleeding," Bayer said.

A teenager on an all-terrain vehicle came across the two women in the woods.

"She probably would have bled to death if this young boy had not discovered her when he did," Bayer said.

Although Conner told the boy that Oskin was fine, he called his father, who notified police. Bayer said he believed Oskin was in her third trimester of pregnancy.

Conner was arraigned today on charges of attempted homicide, aggravated assault and aggravated assault of an unborn child.

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Old 14-10-2005, 12:04 PM   #1504
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Attempted homicide and assault on an unborn leads me to believe mother and baby are relatively okay?

Women are psychos!

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Old 14-10-2005, 12:10 PM   #1505
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only because men makes us that way

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Old 14-10-2005, 12:54 PM   #1506
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In all these cases, it seems that the attacker is not as pretty as the attacked woman. I wonder if they'd put the pics up if it was the other way around.

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Old 15-10-2005, 08:33 AM   #1507
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Penny Arcade has put up their cartoon about the Thompson thing. And Tycho has described what happened.
Very amusing.

Tycho has also linked to this article, where one of Thompson's main "sources" of information, and the group he claims to have the support of, has essentially washed their hands of Thompson after this latest insanity. They're insisting he no longer cite them in any form.

Stay tuned for further smacktard-y behaviour?

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Old 15-10-2005, 09:26 PM   #1508
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Smacktards of the day: Once again, Howard, Ruddock and assorted cronies - ACT "Chief Minister" Jon Stanhope has been branded irresponsible for posting a copy of draft anti-terror legislation on his website.

Excuse me?! This is legislation that has the potential to affect every single person living in this country, and you're trying to tell me I mustn't be allowed to read it before it becomes law?

Fuck. You.

The reasons given for not wanting this information posted are complete and total bullshit. This does not "hijack" anyone's ability to participate in the consultations regarding the legislation. Where did you even pull that fucking weak excuse from?
This enables more people to participate. It ensures politicians cannot deliberately represent a viewpoint in the consultation that is at odds with what the people would want.

It means that we, the people this will most affect, will have time to assess this legislation, if we so wish, and decide whether we are okay with our nominated representative voting Yea or Nay when the time comes.

How this "leak" affects the public is what matters in this instance, as this legislation will be used against the public if it gets passed.
And the only way this affects the public is in a positive manner - there is no downside to us being able to peruse this legislation before it becomes law.

Well, except for the fact that now we all know we need to say the Queen is a fucking old useless bitch queen from hell (*) before the legislation gets through parliament.
If it goes through, that sentence could put me up on charges of sedition, apparently. Because it might inspire hatred of the sovereign. You know, never mind the fact that I don't wish any harm to the old bag, oooh, mustn't speak ill of the Queen!

*fumes*

You talk about "trusting" you on things like the IR reforms, John. Why should we trust you, when you clearly don't trust us?



* I actually think the Queen is a decent enough old bird. She used to carry a gun during the War and everything. But that bit of the law is just silly.

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Old 18-10-2005, 09:19 AM   #1509
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Thompson says 'just kidding' when someone actually makes his game. Like someone else I know, he claims that everyone was too stupid to see the 'satire'.

Fucker. However (though this belongs in the 'Onya') thread - the PA boys have donated the 10K to charity. Go you good thing.


Oh, Thompson's response to the other people distancing themselves from his smacktardiness.

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Old 18-10-2005, 09:25 AM   #1510
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Satire or no, he still could have donated the money. Bastard.

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Old 18-10-2005, 09:37 AM   #1511
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Apparently, the whole thing was a joke. V. funny, because lying about donating to charity is fucking hil-arious.

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Old 18-10-2005, 10:04 AM   #1512
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What an absolute cunt.

And "Bully" is not a "Columbine Simulator" you ignorant piece of crap. There's no guns, just as a starting point. That is why Columbine was a tragedy. Because the little dirtbags had access to guns.


What's the point? He's obviously totally blinded by his own ego at this point.

to the PA guys for donating yet more money to charity. "The people" know who the real good guys are, Jack, and it ain't you.

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Old 18-10-2005, 10:16 AM   #1513
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Further to the Columbine comment, you play as the bully in that game - the Columbine killers were loners, not bullies. They were the ones being picked on. If it was a Columbine simualtor, midway through the game a kid in a trenchcoat would come in and shoot your character.

I'd like to see Thompson sued for fraud, reneging on his agreement like that.




[edit: cheers Myth]

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Old 18-10-2005, 10:59 AM   #1514
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Reneging, I believe.

Gabe just got another love letter from Thompson... And it uses the dreaded, "or else"!
Was the bottom of the page when I posted this... it may not be later.

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Old 18-10-2005, 11:55 AM   #1515
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Hee, that's awesome!

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