Smacktard of the day...

[stubbadub]

Originally Posted by pixieDAAS

Why can't football players learn to behave themselves!

Because most of them are sub human animals

[Laurenandë]

Oooo-er, that's way harsh. What about female rugby league players (if there are any left now)? Are they sub-human too, or does this just apply to thick-necked male league players. And I'm also assuming this applies to league, and not all footy codes as well? I don't think AFL exactly deserves the tag just yet.

I thought it was funny. Darren Lockyer should have been captain of the Broncos, not bozo Gordo. and btw, he's not the head of qld footy as you first reported him, stubbs.

If anything, that joke should be commended. Not only is this football player up with all the recent news, he knows his history too.

On the subject of mad people running around in weird costumes, there is a group of teenagers in mid-Eastern BRisbane suburbs who have taken to wearing the weirdest assortment of clothes, capes and wigs and walking up and down main roads, smiling and waving, on Friday nights. They always make me smile. Smacktards, but happy smacktards.

My smacktard is the policeman who was carefully guarding an Energex crew (from koalas or something, I don't know) while they fixed some broken powerlines in the middle of nowhere near a bush area, while a minute up the road at a busy intersection where the lights weren't working, there were no policeman.

[sara]

the indescribably bleep who's act of road rage led to the murder of a toddler. that's never excusable.

[aussiechica]

Originally Posted by sara

the indescribably bleep who's act of road rage led to the murder of a toddler. that's never excusable.

Whats the story, morning glory? Is this recent? What happened?


Lol lol lol Darren Lockyer is a champ - it was damn funny in my opinion. People are overreacting and THEY are the true smacktards

[SR]

Originally Posted by aussiechica

Whats the story, morning glory? Is this recent? What happened?

Happened today. Some guy road raged someone else in their drive cos the first driver slowed or stopped for a cyclist or something.

The toddler was walking around the back of the first car when the cunt who road raged rammed the back of them and killed the kid between the two cars.

They beat the shit out of the guy who road raged and he's in hospital.

That's what I remember hearing, anyway.

[Laurenandë]

That's pretty much the story.

Although, I guess if I'd just seen someone ram a car into my car deliberately, but killed my kid instead, I'd probably beat the shit out of them too.

[Cherryish]

My smacktards of the day: The people that pulled over to the side of the road to yell at a few men forcing a man out of his burning car (after this said man had run two people off the road and nearly killed another) not to hit him with the spanner, because they were witnesses and they'd make sure the men "go to jail for it". Perhaps if they looked around they would've seen there was a reason they were trying to get the man on the ground.

The other smacktard: The man who didn't want to give back the spanner even though the man started cooperating.

And I agree with the road rage one. Thats horrible.

[SR]

Originally Posted by Laurenandë

That's pretty much the story.

Although, I guess if I'd just seen someone ram a car into my car deliberately, but killed my kid instead, I'd probably beat the shit out of them too.

It was the peoples grandkid, but I know what you mean.

[aussiechica]

that road rage things is awful.. fucking bastard.. Im glad hes in hospital (mean as that is)... that poor family

My smacktards of the day: The people that pulled over to the side of the road to yell at a few men forcing a man out of his burning car (after this said man had run two people off the road and nearly killed another) not to hit him with the spanner, because they were witnesses and they'd make sure the men "go to jail for it". Perhaps if they looked around they would've seen there was a reason they were trying to get the man on the ground.

The other smacktard: The man who didn't want to give back the spanner even though the man started cooperating.

I dont understand.. what the ? who had the spanner? who ran who off the road?

[Cherryish]

Originally Posted by aussiechica

I dont understand.. what the ? who had the spanner? who ran who off the road?

Ah, I didn't really explain... there was this guy who was "upset" so he started speeding and ran two people off the road... he then spun his car off the road too, and his car caught fire. He then threatened all who had stopped to help, and refused to get out of the car, until one of the onlookers grabbed a spanner and kinda threatened him to get out or else (because by that stage the fuel tank was alight and it all looked kinda dangerous) and thats when people started slowing down and shouting out that they were witnesses and that they should leave the guy alone, when they really had no idea what was happening.

[GentleZephyr]

They should have left the stupid bastard in there to burn.


My Smacktard vote goes to people who are trapped inside a burning car/house, who are pulled to safety and then sue their rescuer because they're now crippled. Regardless of whether the damage occured during the accident or the subsequent rescue. Would they rather have been left to burn to death?

[Gutter Monkey]

Originally Posted by GentleZephyr

Would they rather have been left to burn to death?

I guess they would have been. Apparently.

[pixieDAAS]

Originally Posted by GentleZephyr

They should have left the stupid bastard in there to burn.


My Smacktard vote goes to people who are trapped inside a burning car/house, who are pulled to safety and then sue their rescuer because they're now crippled. Regardless of whether the damage occured during the accident or the subsequent rescue. Would they rather have been left to burn to death?

Great, we've now a legal system simliar to America:Not happy with the outcome, sue the bastard for everything they have!

Smacktard of the day: Queensland State Goverment

For anyone who lives under a rock, QLD's Aboriginal affairs minister: Liddy Clark was caught with a bottle of wine, onboard the government plane, while in a "dry area" (i.e no alcohol) aboriginal settlement.

Her media advicer took the blame and was formly sacked, Liddy had no prior knowledge of the wine, but her advicer claimed she did, Peter Bettie is standing by his minister, and the whole matter is now under investigation.

If i was Peter, both Liddy and advicer would be sacked on the spot

[SR]

Smacktard of the Day:

Disney.

That is all.

[GentleZephyr]

Originally Posted by SR

Disney.

May I ask why?