Smacktard of the day...

[Munchkin]

I'm getting the feeling you don't like Cash much

I'm puting up Frank Cicutto, National Australia Bank Ltd managing director and chief executive who will get $3.27 million for quitting his job.

[SR]

Originally Posted by Mythor

Like we need another has-been (or never was) criticising a current player achieving more against better opposition than they ever did...

Problem is that Cash is actually a has-been, which makes him think he's just soooo much betterer than everyone else because OMG he won Wimbledon.


Get ya hand off it, Cash, ya raging smacktard - you're a has-been, not a still-am.

[Mythor]

Originally Posted by Munchkin

I'm getting the feeling you don't like Cash much

That's part of the problem, I used to like him. I'm old enough to remember him winning Wimbledon, after all.
But this sort of thing is way out of line. Who is he to criticise The Poo for being happy?
Ahh well, maybe it'll blow over soon...

Originally Posted by Munchkin

I'm puting up Frank Cicutto, National Australia Bank Ltd managing director and chief executive who will get $3.27 million for quitting his job.

$3.27million? Jebus.

Though that doesn't really make him a smacktard, more the people who approved such a payout. My bank is part of NAB now and I have to say, I wouldn't mind having that money go towards reducing fees! :P

[stubbadub]

I was reading today that in the 1990's, over 2000 people were crushed to death in a stampede through a tunnel during the Mecca festivities, so 250 is small potatoes in comparison.

Another reason why religion is fucked up.

[Puppy]

To Muslims, to die during the pilgrimmage to the Mecca, is considered an honour.

[stubbadub]

I read that too. Very strange the different way people view life.

[Mythor]

I was just going to skip today, because nothing really jumped out at me from the paper this morning... but:

Smacktard of the day is Ch.10!

"TEN's new series American Idol"???

Ummmm, no, it is not Ch.10's series, it's an American series the programming department frittered it's money away on, rather than spend it on something Australian. Smacktardssss! :P

[Munchkin]

Oh I got one. The Blue Mountains man who saved kiddy porn on his computer (enough reason for smacking him around as it is) then took his computer in to be repaired where of course it was found, reported and he was charged.

[Munchkin]

Originally Posted by SMH

Sex-object with bite
February 4, 2004

A Thai man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to sexually attack a dog that fiercely resisted his advances.

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's south-eastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.

The bloodied man was questioned by police after residents notified local authorities when they saw him walking along a road.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

Under further questioning he admitted to raping three dogs previously while he was under the influence of alcohol.

He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.

Police said the man was given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.

[timtim]

hahahaha!
*sings* I fuck dogs! in the park, after dark!!

[Mythor]

Gives new meaning to the words, "hair of the dog"...

[Leishpod]

*bahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa*

hasn't he ever heard of wanking? that's fucking hilarious but disturbing also.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

dog acting sexy

ahaha.. hahahaha.. haa *wipes tear*

[unfrufru]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Mythor]

Smacktard of the day: Bandwidth thieves!

STICK THE NEW EMOTICON URL UP YOUR ASS, CUNTS!

[Fiona Rohana]