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It'll add particular poignancy to the "not this time you fat fuck" line, since he is apparently only still with us because ...

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Old 03-09-2004, 06:58 PM   #751
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It'll add particular poignancy to the "not this time you fat fuck" line, since he is apparently only still with us because he's so fat.

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Old 04-09-2004, 11:57 AM   #752
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It'll add particular poignancy to the "not this time you fat fuck" line, since he is apparently only still with us because he's so fat.
How did this save him?

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Old 04-09-2004, 12:03 PM   #753
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(Apparently) It took longer for the drugs to be absorbed into his body because he's overweight. So it took too long for them to do fatal damage, or he may even have not taken a sufficient dose to be fatal for a man his size, and he was discovered and rushed to hospital.

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Old 04-09-2004, 02:41 PM   #754
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See kids? It IS good to be fat!
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:10 PM   #755
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Smacktard of the day: Vladimir Putin.

He's proven now with the "resolution" of the school siege in Beslan that he didn't learn a single thing after that Moscow theatre was seized by Chechens in 2002. And now in Beslan anywhere between 160 and 210 people [including children] are dead.

Well done, Mr Putin.
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Old 04-09-2004, 11:34 PM   #756
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Smacktard of the day (from an article quite a while back because I only saw it today!): Jackie Kelly.
Reason beyond the usual "she's a gimp" posted here.

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Old 10-09-2004, 11:23 AM   #757
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Smacktard of the day: Angelo Beda.

Genocide's a racial issue? The man's a genius!

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Old 10-09-2004, 01:12 PM   #758
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The guy who tried to sue John Farnham for having another concert because his ears (the smacktards, not John Farnham's) don't work and he missed him saying a zillion times during The Last Time tour that he was NOT retiring and also because:
a) He never actually WENT to any of The Last Time concerts
b) He is a con man himself and
c) If he really was a fan (as he claims) he would just be happy he gets the chance to see him perform again


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The guy who tried to sue John Farnham for having another concert because his ears (the smacktards, not John Farnham's) don't work and he missed him saying a zillion times during The Last Time tour that he was NOT retiring and also because:
a) He never actually WENT to any of The Last Time concerts
b) He is a con man himself and
c) If he really was a fan (as he claims) he would just be happy he gets the chance to see him perform again


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pftt, john farhnam's the smacktard for having a tour called the last time tour when obviously he knew it wasn't going to be the last. i reckon this guy's probably only sueing after he heard craig and chris from today today ring up the ACCC about this issue earlier this year. and john farnam's crap anyway :P

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Whilst I do think the dude is a bit of a gimp, it's very wrong of Farnham to have been promoting it as his LAST PERFORMANCES EVER!!! And then turn around and say he'll still be performing at small venues and with Tom Jones and god knows what other exceptions.

I used to be a fan but it's a pretty dodgy thing to do. :-/

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Whilst I do think the dude is a bit of a gimp, it's very wrong of Farnham to have been promoting it as his LAST PERFORMANCES EVER!!!
He didn't say that. It was that it was going to be the last big tour that lasts for ages etc. He said he'd still be performing.

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"The Last Time" implies that it's... well... THE LAST TIME!

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I guess. But John Farnham did make it clear at the show (which was then televised so this smacktard - who didn't actually go - could've seen it) that it was only the last tour and he was still planning on performing.

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and john farnam's crap anyway :P

*puts fingers in her ears*

I can't hear you!!! I can't hear you!!!

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I guess. But John Farnham did make it clear at the show (which was then televised so this smacktard - who didn't actually go - could've seen it) that it was only the last tour and he was still planning on performing.
It's a bit late to be telling people that it's not actually the last time once they've paid their money and are at the show. I don't particularly care about John Farnam but it's pretty interesting to see that anyone's paid any attention to this guy. He has no case because he never actually bought a ticket, even if he'd been given one he still wouldn't be able to sue about it the person who bought it would have to. So I'm not sure who's the smacktard in this case.

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