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| Off Topic at MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum Smacktard of the day... Originally Posted by sara It's a bit late to be telling people that it's not actually the last time once they've paid ... |
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10-09-2004, 11:01 PM
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| mrs_doobie these days  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Me!bourne
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It was all made clear in the first place when the tour was announced, before any tickets were sold and then repeated and repeated and repeated at just about every concert IN the tour as well... John Farnham has admitted that maybe The Last Time wasn't the best thing to call it, but had already recorded the song, and it seemed like a good idea at the time... | |||
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11-09-2004, 12:50 PM
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| MOSHer  Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gippsland
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | As they said on Today Tonight or whatever crappy news-thing it was on... KISS has been doing 'Absolutely Last Concert / Album / Gig' thing for decades. They keep reappearing every couple of years though. And yet no one has sued them. | ||
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12-09-2004, 01:53 PM
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13-09-2004, 03:00 PM
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| MOSH Elite  Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | today's smacktard, Royal Melbourne Hospital, who have been forced to contact over 1500 patients after it was revealed that they may be infected with a brain disease from dirty instruments. so if u know anyone who had brain or spinal surgery there lately, let them know ASAP. they're sending out letters to the patients, won't do much good if they have mad cow disease and think they're a chicken | ||
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14-09-2004, 10:17 AM
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| MOSHer  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Over there.
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 3 | John Howard, honorary smacktard for life. For feeling the need to inform the public that a Jakartan police woman received an SMS about the attacks before they happened. So liek, you see, dumb peoples of Austrayla, the government couldn't do ANYTHING about it! Not my fault! Nuh uh! We totally would have done something about it if THEY told us! Then later that evening to be revealed the information was third hand from an unnamed Australiab business man and not true anyway. Well done, Mr Howard. And saying 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' once it was revealed as false. Nope, pretty sure most of us could have handled not being given dodgy third hand information that does nothing for your campaign whatsoever. Pity the newspolls still show Howard kicking arse over Latham. Pooooooo to John. | ||
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14-09-2004, 11:03 AM
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14-09-2004, 11:19 AM
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| MOSH Elite Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | true, but i'm from sydney, anything that goes wrong in melbourne is good for us that could be a good slogan for us. "We may have no nurses, no hospital beds, and you have to wait 12 hours for a doctor to see you but at least you won't think you're a chocolate biscuit" | ||
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15-09-2004, 12:08 PM
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| MOSH Elite Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Hills are alive with the sound of Hillsong
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | my vote for today. the guy who jumped into the lion pit at Melbourne Zoo. Carrying only a bible he was led out after 6 minutes to be assessed at the local hospital. anyone else think that being a christian he would have been aware of what used to happen in the Colosseum?? was he staging a re-enactment?? a part of me really wished he'd been attacked, not for just being a christian, but an idiot hippy as well | ||
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15-09-2004, 07:33 PM
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| defective lunatic  Rank: Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | on the same bulletin was a guy who dressed up in a batman costume, climbed up buckingham palace and stood up there with a banner. he wanted to create publicity for a group that claims fathers are getting a hard deal done by courts in regards to custody of their kids. coz, y'know, all parents would love to hand their rats over to someone who dresses up and prances along a palace balcony in order to prove their sanity. | ||
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15-09-2004, 07:35 PM
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| Admin of DOOM!  Rank: Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | Sadly, he'd still be better than some of the mum's the courts give the children to. -_- Apparently he had a dude in a Robin costume with him, but noone seems to have said what happened to Robin!  | ||
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15-09-2004, 07:45 PM
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15-09-2004, 09:32 PM
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| MOSHer Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gippsland
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19-09-2004, 06:21 PM
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| Admin of DOOM! Rank: Administrator Join Date: Sep 2001
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | Smacktard of the day: Professor Simon Chapman. http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems...9/s1202415.htm Who're the main people who die from cigarettes? Smokers! Let them burn!  More seriously, the government "should" be outlawing cigarettes, but it will never do that because they can rake in the cash on taxes and spend little of it on prevention/treatment of smokers suffering the ill effects. 1. Allow people to burden the health system with self inflicted ailments caused by a product that is known to be dangerous. 2. Tax the bejeebus out of the product. 3. Profit! Last edited by Mythor; 19-09-2004 at 06:25 PM. | ||
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