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11-07-2005, 04:13 PM
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 6 | 26. Scientists can't find the missing link, so at some point an alien must have fucked a chimp. 27. Jesus was clearly from outer space. All the clues are in the Bible ... and if it's in the Bible it must be true! 28. You know those guys with blue lights under their cars? Low-flying spaceships with half-assed camouflage devices. I kid you not. 29. Crop circles. I mean, come on - no ordinary human could manipulate wheat!!! That's just ludicrous!! You clearly need alien technology in order to fool around with grain crops. 30. Sure. Bill Gates went and invented the internet all by himself. Suuuure. 31. Apparently Spielberg made 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' on a budget of $20 million. Yeah, right. No one could have made a special effects extravaganza like that on just 20 mil. There's only one possible explanation: no special effects. That's right, Spielberg slashed the budget by using actual spaceships & aliens. Last edited by Gutter Monkey; 11-07-2005 at 04:20 PM. | ||
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20-07-2005, 05:02 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5  | 32. Cheese in a spray can. 33. American rednecks are too stupid for even inbreeding to adequately explain. 34. Someone told Donald Trump "sure, no-one will be able to tell". 35. My toast landed butter-side up this morning. | ||
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20-07-2005, 05:31 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 36. Bec & Lleyton's baby had to come from somewhere | ||
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21-07-2005, 08:00 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 39. Mork and Mindy was just too convincing. 40. Humans aren't smart enough to have invented velcro without some interstellar assistance. 41. The brother of the cousin of a friend of the mother of the person in front of me in the line at the supermarket saw a bright light in the sky which he swore wasn't an aeroplane. What more proof do you need? 42. I went to a scifi convention the other day and there were these really really fat Klingons on there, and no human would have the necessary complete lack of self esteem and social graces to lower themselves to that, so they must have been actual obese Klingons. | ||
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23-07-2005, 11:13 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | 43. Peter Costello's facial expressions. He has to be a remote-controlled robot. Like some of the Muppets are, but less amusing.  | ||
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25-07-2005, 09:52 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 44. The 'perfect' setting on most toasters is somewhere between one and two. To even brown a crumpet, it has to be on six. What are the other settings for? Aliens. | ||
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23-09-2005, 11:36 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | 45. Firefly got axed after 13 shows. Star Trek: Enterprise took 4 or 5 seasons to be given the arse. 46. The way the federal Labor party is behaving currently, it is the only reasonable hypothesis. | ||
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24-09-2005, 03:32 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 48. Well, someone has been beaming those socks out of my dryer, and every time I ring up NASA they swear it wasn't them. 49. Tasmanians remain fertile despite several generations of inbreeding - there must be some alien DNA in the mix somewhere. 50. Mark Latham says absolutely nothing about aliens in his book, therefore the Labor party must actually be full of them. 50.5. Kim Beazley's voice is a dead giveaway. Halfway there!!! | ||
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24-09-2005, 05:07 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 51. Because I want to know what happens when this list reaches 101... (Yeah, that's a good reason... Mmm... I got nothing.) Quote:
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25-09-2005, 02:09 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 52. This guy on the train told me that aliens had stolen his brain and had put an implant in his colon. His argument sounded pretty convincing. Quote:
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26-09-2005, 10:31 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 52. Fat ugly bogan women with children. It couldn't possibly be thatcold and dark in Bridgewater. 53. Well, someone took the cookie from the..cookie jar. Who me? Uh-uh. Then who? THE ALIENS! Quote:
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