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27-09-2005, 08:55 AM
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 5  | 55. Humans could not possibly make a toilet as filthy as the one in Flinders Street Station. | ||
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27-09-2005, 04:23 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 56. cause this 3rd nipple wasn't here this morning. | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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27-09-2005, 04:50 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 57. Because that third nipple was there this morning. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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27-09-2005, 05:19 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 58. That 'Blue Crush' flavour that has suddenly started appearing in sports drinks had to have been invented somewhere, and it wasn't on this planet. 59. Hypercolour technology was obviously a gift from an alien race to help human beings get in physical contact with each other, and we squandered it on t-shirts. 60. Someone had to arrange those constellations into the shapes of animals & hunters & twins and stuff. | ||
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27-09-2005, 05:22 PM
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27-09-2005, 05:27 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 62. Stone Henge is a giant clock that quite possibly could have been built by humans, but ancient man clearly lacked the ability to set it back an hour each year for daylight savings so aliens must have done that for them. Quote:
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27-09-2005, 05:30 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | I'd wear hypercolour pants. 63. There was no peanut butter involved in the filming of Mr Ed. He's an alien. 64. The plague on WoW was a mistake - they intended to wipe out REAL humans. Last edited by Renee_Turner; 27-09-2005 at 05:36 PM. | ||
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27-09-2005, 10:24 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 4 | 65: Our director came back from leave and approved me being given higher duties (and more pay) for four months. He must have been replaced by an alien.  | ||
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28-09-2005, 11:06 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 66. There's only one good reason that I can jump over the fence into the paddock, but couldn't get back out over the same fencepost. Aliens. | ||
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05-10-2005, 03:32 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 67. cause someone let darryl somers sing last night on dancing with the stars and it sure as hell wasn't someone with taste | ||
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05-10-2005, 04:05 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 68. Because the movie voted 'Best animated movie of all time' was Toy Story 2. | ||
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05-10-2005, 04:34 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 69. yay cause i got to do the 69 one hehehehe. my favourite number. hmmm better make it a bit ruder. scrotum. yeah, cause someone botched it when they had leftover elbow skin and created the scrotum. | ||
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06-10-2005, 02:25 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 70. Someone approved Merrick and Rosso's show. 71. The computer that crashed on me on TUESDAY is still in the same condition - frozen with my windows still open. 72. I bought a towel today for no apparent reason. It just occured to me that I should have a towel. | ||
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21-10-2005, 11:31 PM
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Reputation:  Reputation Power: 4 | 73. Because I'm definitely not part of the same species as Amanda Vanstone. I don't know whether I'm the alien or she is. 74: Because something invented spam. and that ain't fit for human consumption | ||
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