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10-07-2005, 04:13 PM
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Ok simple game, we have to come up with 101 reasons why aliens are real. Each time you post please number your response accordingly. 1. Because Michael Jackson is not human. | ||
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10-07-2005, 04:45 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 2: And neither is the new pope *g* | ||
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Rule 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. - The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Schlock Mercenary, Howard Tayler
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10-07-2005, 05:41 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 3. Because human couldn't have built the pyramids. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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10-07-2005, 06:00 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 4. because George Bush got re-elected | ||
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10-07-2005, 06:17 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 5. Because I really can't believe it's not butter. Last edited by Renee_Turner; 10-07-2005 at 06:20 PM. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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10-07-2005, 06:17 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 6. because god didn't invent the platypus | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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10-07-2005, 06:21 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 7. Because no-one would purposely design male genitalia to look like that. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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10-07-2005, 06:27 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | FIRSTLY, BWHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE!!! 8. Why else would Paris Hilton be famous | ||
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10-07-2005, 07:18 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 5 | 9. Because no human mind could envisage Paul's shirt/tie combos on Strictly Dancing. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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10-07-2005, 10:20 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 10. Fox Mulder wouldn't lie to us. 11. Someone had to have invented reality TV and it sure wasn't the product of any human brain ... 12. 'Extra terrestrial' is listed in the dictionary, so they must be real. 13. Skeptics can't prove that they don't exist, which is just as good as having proof that they do exist. 14. If they're not real then what the hell are we paying NASA all this money for? 15. The government denies their existence, and we all know that the government lies to us, therefore they must exist. | ||
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10-07-2005, 10:34 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 16. the truth is in your breadbox | ||
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10-07-2005, 10:46 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 17. Well, someone has been anal-probing all those drunken redneck farmers, and it sure wasn't me. 18. I refuse to believe that any race which contains members such as George W Bush can possibly be the most sentient species in the universe. | ||
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? Steven Wright | |||
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10-07-2005, 10:50 PM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 9 | 19. someone had to approve Let Loose Live | ||
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11-07-2005, 04:50 AM
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Reputation: Reputation Power: 6 | 20. Someone had to write Let Loose Live. 21. Bobcat Goldthwaite had to learn to speak somewhere, and it sure wasn't earth. 22. Leonard Nimoy makes it sound so plausible. 23. The Weekly World News wouldn't lie to us!! 24. You know that crazy frog? That's not computer generated ... that's a documentary. | ||
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