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| Off Topic at MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum 10 Things to know about Me . . . simple premise, just list 10 things that people may or may not know about you (obscure stuff would be better). 1. My first TV appearance ... |
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simple premise, just list 10 things that people may or may not know about you (obscure stuff would be better). 1. My first TV appearance was being interviewed when i was little by Channel 7 for the Teddy Bears Picnic (I won main prize, don't remember what it was but strangely, it was not a teddy bear). 2. My first actor crush was Noah HAthaway who played Atreyu in the Never Ending Story 3. I have an intense fear of rides that go upside down since i almost fell out of one when i was 13 and got concussion. 4. I can do the trick Molly Ringwald does with the lipstick in the breakfast club. 5. When i was young i wanted to be a stripped or a rock star cause i thought they were basically the same thing. 6. I also came first in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle colouring in competition. First prize was a TMNT photo album, 2nd got a board game. i think i was robbed! 7. i used to be skinny and attractive. 8. I always wanted a pet echidna 9. For 6 years i fought against what i thought was the crappiest tv show ever, Buffy. cause i had seen the movie and that was enough. until we had to do a satire of the show for uni and i watched 27 episodes in a weekend and started watching it on tv and became strangely addicted. 10. My confirmation name is Mary which everyone assumes is due to Mary, mother of Jebus but its actually Mary Magdelene cause she was cool. and my middle name is Maria so roughly translated my name is Ally Mary Mary (quite contrary) | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| MOSHer | 10 things hey...okey dokey... 1. I won a lego competition when i was very little. I only remember making a ship and i won more lego...i loved lego 2. I got to go on Agro's Cartoon Conection when i was 5 for my birthday 3. I can do that trick where you tie a knot in a lollie snake (and also a real snake...that may not be true) 4. I don't like little tiny lizzards because one bit me when i was little and my mum didn't believe me 5. I have a very short attention span 6. I sleep with stuffed animals on the bed 7. I wear 4 silver rings (2 on each hand) and also wear the same rings on the same fingers whenever i go out of the house 8. I had a crush on my year 4 teacher and since then i've always liked older guys 9. I don't read a lot of books 10. The walls in my room are absolutly covered in posters. It's hard to see the actual colour of my walls the end | ||
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James to Chris: "If i was your friend i'd help you....but i'm not" MBG James: "And it was the best day of my live..." | |||
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| MOSH Addict | 1. The vast majority of my ex-boyfriends were born in 1972. I have no idea why that year, but 'tis fact. 2. I am the only member of my immediate family not to have been diagnosed with a mental illness (yet). 3. I have never been broken up with. Because.. 4. I never get the men I want, so I tend to take whtever's going, thus I have no qualms about ditching them a few weeks later. 5. The standard length of my relationships is one month. 6. The only time I've ever been sick while drinking was because I was drunk on vodka and a cute guy offered me cooking sherry. I drank it. Not good. 7. I'm so poor at the moment that I would seriously consider escort work as an option. 8. My whole body shakes before I go on stage, and I don't really think I'm all that funny. 9. I have had pneumonia twice. 10. I would rather be completely broke and living on the poverty line, but doing something interesting than having a nice house, and a good job wherein the work was all repetitive and I had to wear beige. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand mźme. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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| MOSHer | ok 1. I have Aspergues Symdrome (dignosed at 4, slowly realising the world doesn't bite) 2. First time on TV was singing in my school choir at a opening 3. I'm hopeless at telling jokes, yet want to be a comedian 4. Wore glasses for 10 years now, with no plans to change to contacts 5. Can remember song lyrics better than school work 6. Have no real plan for life 7. Hates peanut butter 8. Takes that long way when explaining things 9. Prefers quiet and shy boys 10. Never really had a real relationship | ||
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With Chemists rising pill prices by 65%, people are now turning speed into cold and flu tablets: Dolphin Juice 26/4/05 (Who said community TV sucked?) We're changing the world, one shit song at a time: Tripod (Protest Song) www.3pod.com.au (Check out a a cartoon done for Science is cool) | |||
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| MOSH Elite | apart from 1 and 7, same as me!!! | ||
| Drunk Midget to even Drunker Chick - Have you ever had anyone go up on you before? Son: Is there anything we can do to get Buffy back? Mom: Well, we could join together in prayer. Son: Uh huh. Is there anything useful we can do? Mom: No. - Overheard In New York | |||
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| MOSHer | 1) When I was 4 years old I developed a severe speech impediment. My stutter was so bad that I was selected to take part in a special research program. My only memories of this time was having my conversations secretly recorded and being rewarded with scratch'n'sniff stickers. 2) At the age of 10 I had my first television appearance. A Current Affair were doing a piece about new forms of speech therapy and they needed a cute little kid as part of the 'success story' 3) When I was in kindegarten I stayed up late one evening and watched "Married with Children" when my parents weren't watching. The following day at school I introduced my friend to stripper-Barbie. 4) I have the same initials as Homer Jay Simpson. The similarities stop there...mostly. 5) I have missing sinuses...or something along those lines. Last year I showed my CAT scan to a doctor who said "Well, that certainly isn't normal!" 6) I have an addictive personality. 7) I like naming inanimate objects. I have a guitar named Gregory and a madagascan palm named Timothy. 8) I like eating salami and vegemite on my toast. 9) I drain the milk from my cereal. 10) I wear toe-rings on my pinky-fingers. | ||
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"Hello, I'm a convicted paedophile looking to insure my ice-cream truck..." ~Danny Bhoy | |||
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| MOSH Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perth, WA
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Reputation: ![]() Reputation Power: 2 | Okay.... 1. I am a very happy person 2.I love Harry Potter Books and the movies 3. I love Monty Python 4. I have a brother, he is currently turning 16. 5. I have always loved writing stories but never really loved doing them for homework. 6. I wear glasses and never intend to wear contacts. I've worn glasses since I was about 2. 7. I have always wanted to be Ariel from the little mermaid or Julie Andrews. 8. I love singing 9. I love to hug people 10. I played the flute for a whole year and gave it up at the end of that year. | ||
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| MOSHer | 1. When i was little (3 or 4 year old) i strayed from my parents in a shopping centre and ended up climbing up the outside of an escalator. 2. I went to Malaysia when i was 9 and had my eyes tested overseas. i think i pretended i couldn't see anything so i was given glasses. guess who's still stuck wearing them now? 3. I hate my arch nemesis yet I want to talk to her to see if she's changed and see if we could ever be friends again. 4. I'm not scared of dying. I'm scared of being murdered though. 5. I pretend I'm a lot smarter than I really am...I just haven't been caught cheating in tests yet. 6. I live in the messiest house in Sydney. No, really. 7. During primary school i was a real girly girl type child. Wore skirts, was a bit of a little kid slut. Went to high school, became less of a girly girl and more normal. End of high school and all of uni i've become more of a tom boy. I don't find girls attractive. I think im too much like a boy which means guys don't find me physically attractive. 8. I just scratched a scratchie for my birthday and i won. Won two more free scratchies. 9. When i was about 7 i was swinging off the towel rack in the bathroom and it broke and i slammed my head on concrete tiles. Got 7 stitches in my head. 10. I've never done drugs and never smoked. Never even been tempted. | ||
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher "How are you?" "Very busy. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war...but a happy one" - Alan Partridge | |||
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| MOSH Regular | 1. i broke my own tailbone by pretending to faint 2. i have a pet yabby named henry. he lives with my goldfish niel and henry attacks you if you try and catch niel. he's very protective. niel actually was bought as food for henry, but they became friends instead. 3. i broke up with my boyfriend yesterday because i found out he is a drug dealer. 4. i won 'baby of the year' at my local pharmacy when i was 6 months old. i won a giant teddy. 5. i can nearly swim th length of an olympic pool underwater, without coming up for air 6. i once covered every single car in falls creek in shaving cream 7. i have not stayed in australia for longer than 12 months at a time since i was 13. i have the travel bug real bad 8. i prefer younger boys, and older women 9. i am a final year art student, and still dont know what im doing for my major work! ![]() 10. when i was 7 i was jumping on our lounge and i slipped and hit my head on the armrest which caused me to have an epileptic fit, so now im not allowed to go skydiving. | ||
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| MOSHer | 1. I like alcohol 2. nothing makes me happier than painting and listening to classical music 3. I am a sophist 4. I'm not afraid of death, it's life that scares the hell out of me. 5. I've always wanted a pet goat, no particular reason, but it would really shit the neighbours 6. I'd give up everything I own if I was garenteed happiness 7. I think Hitler was a great leader 8. If I could travel through time I would go back and brutally murder Freud 9. I'm not the cleanest person in the world, I wouldn't eat food bugs have touched, but I can't seem to keep the bastards off anything else. 10. Something very few of you know... I'm nice to children and old people, it's all you inbetween bastards that shit me no end. | ||
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Tim Minchins last words Who is the world going to revolve around now? "Paul's bastard is born at last... hooray." SoS http://www.livejournal.com/users/spawn_of_satan | |||
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| Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Our Majestic Capital
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Reputation: ![]() Reputation Power: 2 | I'm new, so this seems like a good idea. 1. I have an increadibly obsessive personality. 2. It's nearly impossible to gross me out. The only thing would be sputum. 3. I'm terrified of frogs. 4. I wear glasses. Want contacts, but cant have them because of my condition. 5. The first time i got drunk i was 13. My sister was 11. 6. I read on average of a book a day. 7. I name everything i own Bob. 8. I love Disney movies. 9. I live on campus at uni and the people here are... unusual. 10. To me, on time is ten minutes early. Last edited by Kylie; 25-08-2005 at 12:31 AM. | ||
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| MOSHer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Sydney.
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 5 | It's been awhile, so... 1. I have never had more than a few sips of alcohol in my entire life, and I'm not particualry interested in going out and getting drunk, much to everyone's shock. It just doesn't interest me. 2. I prefer to watch people than interact with them, because, as a general rule, I just don't understand (most) people. 3. I really like photography (but don't have many skills in that area). 4. I really don't like working with customers, yet they've promoted me to the 'Customer Care' section of the call centre I work in, so I get to deal with complaints (and compliments). 5. I would really like to live in Melbourne (or Perth - but mostly Melbourne). 6. I own way too many Threadless shirts. 7. I'm really stuggling to come up with 10 things about me 8. I have never broken a bone in my body. 9. I have an action figure of Marvin from HHGTTG (the movie). 10. I own a Saab. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand mźme. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | ||||
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| MOSHer | I don't drink alcohol either, being in control is hard enough as it is. My cousin sums it up like this: Alcoholism is a expensive habit Last edited by pixieDAAS; 23-08-2005 at 04:38 PM. | ||
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With Chemists rising pill prices by 65%, people are now turning speed into cold and flu tablets: Dolphin Juice 26/4/05 (Who said community TV sucked?) We're changing the world, one shit song at a time: Tripod (Protest Song) www.3pod.com.au (Check out a a cartoon done for Science is cool) | |||
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| MOSHer | Ditto to the alcohol thing. Mostly because it annoys me that... 1. When I'm drunk, I can't feel my lips because they go numb first and it freaks me right out. And alcohol is expensive. 2. I think natural selection is a valid option for the human race. I meet a huge cross-section of people where I work and I'm sorry, but some people do not need to procreate. 3. I'm very lazy at home/uni, but at work, hyperactive and very productive. 4. The only bone I've broken is the fifth metatarsal in my left foot. I was attempting to stag-ring leap then vault through a hoop thrown at me and hit the floor rolling but I sat on my toe instead (rhythmic gymnastics). 5. I want to live in the country. 6. I have read Harry Potter so many times it's embarrassing. 7. I'm crap at keeping new friends. 8. I hate wearing g-strings. I'm sorry, but they're bloody uncomfortable. 9. I have perfect pitch but lack the attention span required to learn an instrument or sing. I've tried piano, violin, flute and classical voice so far and quit all of them. 10. I am learning to juggle three balls. So far I have juggling two balls in one hand down pat. I envy anyone who can juggle. | ||
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...but we are not stupid pooeys, so let's rejoice... "I'm upstaging you baby... and they're loving it!" (Lano, to Woodley). | |||
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