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firstly yay for having a half aussie prince although i feel sorry for him cause in every interview i've seen of the parents they ...

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Old 19-10-2005, 11:29 AM   #16
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firstly yay for having a half aussie prince although i feel sorry for him cause in every interview i've seen of the parents they are both as boring and plain as batshit. very little sparkle in those personalities.

though i noticed this this morning and i'm not sure if its just me. when mary and fred brought the baby out did anyone else think it was a fake? it did not move or cry the entire press conference and even when she brought him through the crowd and they were all cheering, didn't even move, not even a yawn or slight change of facial expressions. next door has just had a baby about 2 weeks ago and it seems to scream at everything. cause its a baby. duh.

or did they drug it to it wouldn't look like brat in front of the crowd?

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Old 19-10-2005, 12:07 PM   #17
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Royal babies are born with a sense of dignity?

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Old 19-10-2005, 02:15 PM   #18
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It didn't even occur to me to think the baby could be fake. When it stayed motionless for so long, my first assumption was that they drugged the poor thing so that the media-event would go smoothly.

Either way.

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Old 21-10-2005, 09:20 AM   #19
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Good on Australia's scientific community for trying to keep "Intelligent Design" out of science classrooms. If you want to believe in Intelligent Design, good for you; if you want to teach Intelligent Design as part of a religious education program, fair enough; just don't pretend that it's real science and teach it as such.

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Old 22-10-2005, 02:09 PM   #20
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PvP, I love you.

read the 'news', not the comic.

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Old 22-10-2005, 02:22 PM   #21
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I saw that earlier. Fantabulous.

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Old 28-10-2005, 09:17 AM   #22
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A really dopey thing to say, but for a good reason.

Since when is cider a 'naturally occuring' beverage?

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Old 28-10-2005, 02:38 PM   #23
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Since when is cider a 'naturally occuring' beverage?
... when you leave apples sitting in the right condition for the right amount of time and they ferment ...

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Old 28-10-2005, 04:58 PM   #24
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Yes, but you then have to do other processes to make cider. Fermentation just gives you rotten apples.

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Old 28-10-2005, 06:12 PM   #25
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Yes, but you then have to do other processes to make cider.
Not in America.

Wikipedia: "Today in North America, cider is a nonalcoholic beverage; a subcategory of apple juice, traditionally made from early-harvest apples, which have a lower sugar content and are more acidic, thus cider has a more tart, tangy taste than apple juice. It is generally (though not always) unfiltered, giving it an opaque appearance from suspended solids. It is occasionally still sold unpasteurized, which is considered to have a better flavor, however, due to the possibility of salmonella and E. coli infection, most apple cider is pasteurized."

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Old 28-10-2005, 07:51 PM   #26
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Fair enough. That sounds awful.

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An absolutely huge good onya to Cesare Galli (and helpers) for finally cloning something useful!

Mmmmm, bacon.

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Old 31-10-2005, 10:26 PM   #28
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Microsoft founder Bill Gates has pledged over 250 million dollars to help in the development of vaccines against and treatments for malaria. Good onya Bill.

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Old 29-12-2005, 09:14 AM   #29
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MILLIONS of Australians who tape TV shows and copy CDs will soon get the right to do it with a clear conscience.

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Old 20-01-2006, 12:20 PM   #30
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A big good onya to Sam Kekovich and the Lamb people for putting out another "We love our lamb on Australia Day" ad.

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