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| Off Topic at MOSH - Australian Comedy Forum Good Onya Mate Since we have a thread about the smacktards of society, i thought we should also have one for people who do good things for society, ... |
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| MOSH Elite | Since we have a thread about the smacktards of society, i thought we should also have one for people who do good things for society, day to day, no matter how big or little. more of a feel good thread rather than a the world is shit thread. Quote:
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 9 | Dying isn't valorous. And the commendations are based on the actions, not necessarily the result. 5 medals in 30 years should give you a hint of just how extraordinary an act is required. The award would lose some of it's significance if it was handed out too freely. It'd diminish the importance for those who do get awarded it, etc. ![]() | ||
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| MOSH Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Melbourne
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 6 | I finally tracked down a listing of all Cross of Valour recipients & what they did at the Australian bravery Association's website. Good on them. 1988: CFS brigade captain Darrell Tree (he's on the far right, the Cross of valour is the gold cross with the red ribbon) for saving a 3 yr old boy from a crane which was electrified. In doing so he was electrocuted & knocked unconscious twice and he got pretty badly messed up. (His injuries were so bad that one of his toes needed to be amputated.) 1993: Victor Boscoe chased two armed robbers, ramming their car repeatedly even though they'd already shot him with a shotgun. 1998: Allan Sparkes kept going down into a flooded storm drain (sometimes without a safety rope) to save a 12 yr old boy. 2002: Sen. Con. Timothy Britten and Richard Joyes went into the bombed Sari club in Bali and pulled people out, even though the place was a raging inferno and they were aware that the terrorists might have set another bomb to get any rescue workers. They were both burned & cut up. Britten later required skin grafts. Apparently to get the Cross of Valour you have to go into a situation where you know you're quite likely to get killed, and even after getting severely wounded you keep going until the people in trouble are saved. If you're awarded a cross of valour you get to add the postnominals CV after your name. (The other bravery medals get similar postnominals.) And you can buy a replica cross here - if you're really tacky. [edit] Wow, I just found out from the Dept of Veteran Affairs that if any of these guys had earned their medal during a war or "warlike operations" and they later went onto a pension then they'd be entitled to Decoration Allowance - an extra $2.10 a fortnight. AUSTRALIA SALUTES YOU!!!! Last edited by Gutter Monkey; 30-08-2005 at 05:21 PM. | ||
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| MOSH Addict | Big cheer for whoever wrote the caption for the back page of The Saturday Mercury. I originally thought it was a typo, but on further consideration, realised that the letter 'n' is so far away from the other two that it must have been done on purpose. Later editions were edited to remove the offensive word. What did it say? "Sydney hero Nick Davis celebrates after kicking the winning goal in last night's cunt-throat semi-final win over Geelong." There's a pic on this page | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 9 | A big thumbs up to Nationals Senator Barnaby Joyce. "If you take away from your choices the ability to cross the floor, then you need only send a proxy into the chamber, because there's no real purpose in you being there," he said. "If it's self evident that you will vote for every piece of legislation as it comes up, then what's the purpose of you being in the chamber?" It's sad that that even has to be said. Every member of Government should start from that position, it should not be an extraordinary statement by a "maverick". ![]() | ||
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| MOSHer | goold old barnaby makes the paper twice today. he's the one who's stopped the VSU being introduced into universities for next year ![]() heh, i think it's good, i know lots won't. http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...796569690.html | ||
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 9 | Yah, I don't necessarily agree with him on everything, but I had to give him a thumbs up for actually assessing things and deciding whether to vote for or against them based on their merits as he sees them, not because the Liberals tell him what to think. He may have been voted in as "a Nationals Senator", but people expect (or hope) that politicians will try and do what they think is the right thing by the people who voted for them. Not just rubberstamp things that a very select group of people, who may not even be politicians themselves, put forth as a plan of action. | ||
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| MOSH Addict | Good Onya Police Lt Denman, for recognising that stupid behaviour done by kids in not the fault of TV and movies, though the journalist really wanted to say so. | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 9 | Kids were playing chicken long before the TV/Movies mentioned were around. And if it hadn't been behaviour "copied" from there, it would've been something else equally stupid. Because they're kids. And kids are stupid. | ||
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| MOSH Addict | Kids are stupid. One deliberately ran out in front of me the other day when I was driving. It's bad enough with cars cutting me off, but note to the rest of humanity: There is a big L plate on the front of my car. That means I may not be able to stop (I can, but that's not the point). | ||
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'Fuck off, it's meese.' Ressentez la peur et faites-le quand même. Je n'ai qu'une seule ride, et je suis assise dessus. | |||
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| MOSH Veteran | Quote:
Denman could lift his game a little though: Quote:
1. Don't play on the road. At all. Ever. 2. Don't do stupid, dangerous things. 2.1. Not even if other kids say you should. 2.2. Not even if other kids do them too. The trick to avoiding the mess and expense that an untimely, and possibly icky death can cause is to actually spend time with your children teaching them to be responsible enough not to try amputating their own head with a powersaw just because they saw someone on TV/the Internet/a computer game do so. This might involve actually keeping an eye on what your children are watching on TV or doing on their computer, not just plonking them in front of it and walking away. You don't even need to prevent them from watching/playing anything, you can spend time discussing it with them to ensure they know the difference between right and wrong, and between reality and fantasy. I know this flies in the face of the modern "now that you're weaned you're off to daycare, see you when you've finished high-school" parenting philosophy, but I don't recall where it was written that parenting is something to be done in your spare time. Rant over. Tune in next week when I'll be going back to my other favorite kind of moron - people who jump off things and break their necks then sue the local council because "there should have been a sign warning me not to be a complete cockwallet". | ||||
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| MOSHer | When my mum was little she got her 4 year old sister hit by a car because she wanted to be the baby of the family again. Some kids are morons, some are evil. Oh dear, I think this thread is slowly morphing into the Smacktards thread. It's just so damn hard to stay optimistic. For a positive twist on children and television, Good-onya to the two little boys who won the costume parade at Whovention 7 over the weekend. The young brothers were dressed as the 4th and 5th doctors, complete with a miniature K-9. Aside from the fantastic outfits (mini-Davison had crete-paper celery pinned to his jacket), the mini-Baker had a little paper bag of jelly babies! Before everyone jumps to the conclusion that the kids were set up by the parents, I had a short chat with the boys, and they are genuine die-hard fans. Mini-geeks are so cute. | ||
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