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bwahaha you're all going to be bomberated. i'm sure the rest of the country felt the same as me, first going bwahahaha sucked in, then going, hey sydney is so better for blowing stuff up than melbourne. *sniff* all those latte's that will never have a chance to be drunk in a snooty fashion. Quote:
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| MOSH Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Melbourne
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 6 | And my head went this way, and my legs went that way ... Eh, care factor zero. Whatcha gonna do? When I get to Heaven and baby Jesus finishes sticking me back together I'm going to tell him that you all suck. So there. | ||
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 9 | He might mean Melbourne, Florida? I'd've thought Sydney would be a more attractive target, too. More people know the name and where it is because of the Olympics in 2000. | ||
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| MOSHer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Victoria
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Reputation: ![]() Reputation Power: 5 | agreed on the sydney thing - but hey - melb has the commonwealth games this year so it could be a target I guess.. poor melbourne leave us alone ya big bullies! | ||
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| MOSH Elite | yeah, we're far superior to melbourne, why not blow us up? see with us they could bomb a particular station and kill thousands of people and cripple the city, whatcha goin do in melbourne, blow up a tram? there'd be another in 5 minutes. blow up federation square, for the sake of good taste. that's one of the few targets i could think of, that, the mcg and captain cooks cottage. (so almost said captain cooks cabin cause it rhymes with moorabbin hehe late show warped my mind). | ||
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| Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne
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Reputation: ![]() Reputation Power: 3 | Maybe this is Johnny Howard trying to take the focus off the new laws he's trying to pass, he want's to scare australians so that the laws get through. Actually he's probably more worried about taking the focus of Telstra than any boring basic civil liberties changes. | ||
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| MOSHer | There's no point bombing melbourne, Have you seen it from the sky, someones already bombed the joint. | ||
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| MOSH Veteran | Seriously, as if its taken this to know that! Everywhere with people is a 'terror target'. Glad to see Sydneysiders getting a chuckle out of it though. | ||
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| MOSH Addict Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Melbourne
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Reputation: ![]() ![]() Reputation Power: 6 | I was just talking to my mother on the phone and when I mentioned that Al-Qaeda wanted to blow up Melbourne she said "Well, you stay out of their way if they do." ![]() | ||
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![]() meh, terror or no terror, i'd still live there. i'd say the evil people are just keeping their options open...maybe thinking that all of australia's security will flock to melbourne, and take that opportunity to bomb the shit out of sydney instead. or maybe they'll get lost on the way over and hit new zealand. sbs news was showing the possible terror targets in melbourne and one of them was federation square. i agree with fru, that place can have it. if they put up a splatter wall between fed square and the beauty of flinders station, i'll do it myself. | |||
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| Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne
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Reputation: ![]() Reputation Power: 3 | I told you he would say it, bring on the gestapo http://www.theage.com.au/news/war-on...377256832.html | ||
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| MOSH Addict | Aw, don't blow up Fed. Square, the weird Danish video-thing will be gone, and we won't be able to pull faces at people. | ||
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| MOSHer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: in the dark, bleeding black
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| MOSHer | Actually fed square is starting to grow on me. I'd morn its passing... I wouldn't go out of my way to prevent it, but still it would be a sad loss for me. | ||
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