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15-09-2005, 02:11 AM
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Here's my contribution: David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff". The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle." BOOM TISH! | ||
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15-09-2005, 04:06 AM
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Bahahaha... I couldn't top that. I did google some jokes and these were a few of my faves... Why did David Hasselhoff cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken. What's the difference between cutting an onion and david hasselhoff. I cry when I cut onions. David Hasslehoff and a missionary were in Africa, and were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, Hasslehoff started to laugh uncontrollably. The missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?'' Hasslehoff replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''  | ||
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19-11-2005, 07:33 PM
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20-11-2005, 09:33 AM
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Because I know some of you guys are into the whole Hoff thing, I thought of you when I saw this thread on another forum... http://www.joinees.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1723 (Looking at the siggys of the posters on there, guess which is me... haha!) | ||
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20-11-2005, 03:02 PM
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21-11-2005, 11:46 AM
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i think the biggest joke is that he is charging $90 to see him in sydney.
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