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Old 05-11-2005, 08:56 PM   #31
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because its no fun going to a wedding by yourself.

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Old 06-11-2005, 10:44 AM   #32
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especially if you're the bride or groom.

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Old 06-11-2005, 12:37 PM   #33
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because its no fun going to a wedding by yourself.
Yaeh but if you take your boyfriend with you, it considerably lowers your chances of picking up :P

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Old 07-11-2005, 09:50 AM   #34
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Yaeh but if you take your boyfriend with you, it considerably lowers your chances of picking up :P
By who, the ugly best man's brother?
I want a holiday to Melbourne, maybe around comfest.

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Old 07-11-2005, 07:28 PM   #35
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I want...
My holiday in Cairns to be paid for...
My boyfriend to buy me the coldplay tickets iv'e been nagging him about
Not to have to work! I want the day off cos at our work when Christmas is on a wkend you don't get paid extra and the bastards won't even feed you.
My boyfriend to find a house he can afford so he'll be happy.
To see my dad (which won't happen, so there's not much point asking)
Oh and the pretty diamind ring i've been eyeing off in the jewellery store would be nice...

DON'T PANIC.
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Old 08-11-2005, 01:44 PM   #36
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All I want for Christmas is...

# Some new front teeth (seriously - I'm on the waiting list to get them fixed for $22).
# To have all my other physical problems fixed (that give me trouble).
# An MP3 player (but I might be able to afford it tomorrow).
# A new computer (it's soooo old and it's got two 2GB hard drives in it but it won't take any of the bigger ones that are out these days, and it's sooooo slow!) and accessories.
# A job that I'm not afraid of doing, that I like doing, and that only has nice people working there.
# To get over this writer's block and NEVER get it again.
# To find a cheap cheap cheap hypnotherapist to fix me so I'm not scared, anxious, paranoid, unhappy, self-conscious etc etc etc...
# To make some more friends who live here and who won't judge me.
# To get better at my cornet (trumpet) playing so it doesn't sound so fucking terrible!
# To have enough money to do the things I have/want to do.

So yeah, that's all I want for Christmas! *wry smile* (There's prolly a few more I haven't thought of though) I'm a bit greedy, aren't I? *hangs head in shame*

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Old 08-11-2005, 06:45 PM   #37
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i want for darryl somers to never sing kylie on tv again

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Old 09-11-2005, 08:34 PM   #38
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http://starwars.com/collecting/news/...s20051107.html

Make mine the Obi-Wan Kenobi version, thanks


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Old 09-11-2005, 08:47 PM   #39
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Make mine the Obi-Wan Kenobi version, thanks

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"Lightsaber missiles"?

Kenobi likes flying, he just doesn't like Anakin doing the flying.

Interesting that it's Republic General Kenobi with his clonetrooper helmethead, rather than Ewan-Kenobi or Guinness-Kenobi. Wonder if that was a design decision or a we-won't-pay-Ewan decision. =d

Surprised they don't have any grunt versions, only the iconics. I'd've expected at least a Clonetrooper/ARC-170 version, as an early lead-in to the inevitable product line accompanying the new cartoons...

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Interesting...

Anyway, yes, put me down for a Kenobi and an X-Wing.

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Old 09-11-2005, 11:29 PM   #41
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May the Force be with you... till all are one.
That second line is from Transformers.

These toys remind me of Marvel's new Megamorphs.
They're ungodly abominations as well. The spin-off comic book, however, is just vomitously bad.

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Old 29-11-2005, 01:58 PM   #42
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just when i think haggis can't get any nerdier hehe.

i want a lou and andy doll. or just david walliams handcuffed to my bed hehe

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Old 30-11-2005, 04:05 PM   #43
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just when i think haggis can't get any nerdier hehe
It's not my fault! They sent me the e-mail.

Can I also have one of these, please?


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Old 30-11-2005, 04:25 PM   #44
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that's it, we're getting u a girlfriend for xmas.

though i want that for myself dammit! someone buy me this for xmas!

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Old 01-12-2005, 10:12 AM   #45
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THERE IS NO GOD
There is only The Force*...

*For this post "The Force" is the combined power of Hasbro and Lucasarts in the never-ending quest for more money. But I still want an Obi-Wan Kenobi/Jedi Starfighter transformer

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