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Old 01-11-2005, 05:48 PM   #1
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All I Want for Christmas...

alrighty kids, it's just about that time of year again - so waddaya want?
For me? I'd like my papa to come home from Afghanistan for a decent period of time, and my brother to stop peddling his arse on the streets. Would you look at that?! Looks like I'm getting all I want this year! Yay!!!

Oh, and my shop in Melbourne. Pfft. Well, I guess you can't have anything.

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Old 01-11-2005, 06:18 PM   #2
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aww, you want such moral, good things. all i want is material junk, hurrah.

alright, that's not completely true. i want someone to come travelling with me in january, coz i don't want to go alone. and i also kinda wanna make out with Vax for awhile, coz that sounds like fun and Vax is fun. sorry Vax.

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Old 01-11-2005, 06:20 PM   #3
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Nah, I gots no morals really, it's just that I've been packing for sooo looong and I'm hating stuff. It won't last.

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Kicked the shit out of your brother,
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Old 01-11-2005, 06:40 PM   #4
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I want ham.

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Old 01-11-2005, 07:36 PM   #5
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I love you too.

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Old 01-11-2005, 09:29 PM   #6
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alright, that's not completely true. i want someone to come travelling with me in january, coz i don't want to go alone. and i also kinda wanna make out with Vax for awhile, coz that sounds like fun and Vax is fun. sorry Vax.

Awww! *makes out with you for a bit*

Where are you going in Jan? I'm going up to Sydney so I can leave on my cruise. I'm thinking of staying a few days afterwards to snog girls. *grins*

For Christmas, I want a private concert for me and a few selected friends with the boys from My Chemical Romance, Lee (from australian idol, coz i'm a sad bopper in reality), The Used, Muse, Taking Back Sunday and a few others playing all of my favourite songs and then drinking and smoking pot afterwards.

But that's not going to happen, so I'll just ask for peace on earth.

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I wants an ipod!
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When I was 16 I asked Santa for a car, world peace, and the power of invisibility.

He looked a little surprised.

And then he let me down on all three. Dammit.

This year I would like a unicycle, a DVD drive for my computer and the ability to travel in time, so that I can send myself back 12 months. If not 18.

Please.

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Old 02-11-2005, 07:55 AM   #9
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I would like

-to go to VAx's private concert
-my own private muscial comedy concert (basically the whole cast of Laugh-apalooza)
-the diamond ring I lost returned
-my dad to officially give me the car
-a big hug from my grandfather
-lots and lots of money
-telekinesis
-a job to be nicely waiting for me when I get to Melbourne
-a kiss from someone even remotely attractive under the mistletoe and
-the head of John the Baptist on a silver platter

I don't think that's too much to ask!

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Awww! *makes out with you for a bit
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!! *runs around with shirt on head*

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Where are you going in Jan? I'm going up to Sydney so I can leave on my cruise. I'm thinking of staying a few days afterwards to snog girls. *grins*
i'm probably going to the UK, if i can gather the balls to go by myself. i'd be leaving on the 4th - when are you going and will i have time to make out with you then? *leers*

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For Christmas, I want a private concert for me and a few selected friends with the boys from My Chemical Romance, Lee (from australian idol, coz i'm a sad bopper in reality), The Used, Muse, Taking Back Sunday and a few others playing all of my favourite songs and then drinking and smoking pot afterwards.
best concert EVER *squeals like a fangirl*

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i still want a pony.

i told ya hails, pick someting out of that shop we went to with nick and its your xmas pressie hehe. just not something overly massive that will go off in my bag like last year

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be warned, crazy frog is releasing a xmas song. prepare to hear jingle bells done even worse than normal in every shopping centre for weeks.

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Old 02-11-2005, 04:25 PM   #13
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i'm probably going to the UK, if i can gather the balls to go by myself. i'd be leaving on the 4th - when are you going and will i have time to make out with you then? *leers*
I'm berthing(? That's the nautical phrasing...) from Syds on the 28th of Jan, and coming back on the 5th of Feb. I'm spending my birthday on the Isle of Pines in New Caledonia. Sweet as! *grins*

Stuff the UK. You should come with me on my cruise. It's the Paradise Party cruise on the P&O ship 'Pacific Sun'.

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Stand on your head.

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