The plants are dying. All my colleagues have been away for three days so far, with another week to go, leaving the office greenery to my supervision. Now, when we first got plants I told them not to let me anywhere near them, as everything under my care dies. I was the only kid at my college who couldn’t grow dope. I killed a cactus… God can’t kill cacti! This basically means that I am less nurturing than a desert or a druggie. I can’t help but wonder – maybe people have put money on this and it’s a kind of Horticultural Survivor.
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