Dear Santa
It's been a year full of variety and I think I've been pretty good and am working hard on my career/working life and I'm even on a diet (these sorts of things I'm guessing are out of your field so it's the little things that I'd like to improve the quality of life. You may or maynot know that I am a TV addict and although I am not asking you for a 12 step program I would like some help with the quality of the multitude of wasted hours in front of the box. This year my viewing pleasure has turned to an evening wasteland of endless infomercials, dud programs, sexually explicit advertising and programs that demean women and intelligence in general.
Santa can you help? See you on Christmas Eve unless your busy with the poor and starving.